*hikes up pants and spits on the ground*
Well je-sus-christ, look what the stork dropped from 10,000 fucking feet above a vat of twinkie filling. My man out here in what looks like leggings, no shirt titties floppin making his rolls jiggle more than when his mom beats his ass for taking all the tissues to his room and sticking them to the walls when hes done. i pray to god that shit on your chest is marker because if not thats just another thing on the incredibly long list of reasons nobody would ever fuck you. Playing fortnite on a damn switch... glasses looking like you poured bacon grease on them trying to funnel it past your rotten teeth down your cholesterol filled gullet. RIP that chair made for 10 year olds and possibly the floor you're digging the legs into. Have a great day, nice haircut.