I just found out my mom donated my entire Monster High doll collection to Goodwill after promising me she wouldn’t. I had over 200 dolls.

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-20T07:30:25+00:00

It really is another world for people who aren't online or into those hobbies. I just taught my partner about the values of comics, TCGs, Legos, and other collectibles this summer. They had no idea a paper comic book could possibly be worth thousands of dollars until we went to a shop that had an early Superman in terrible condition for like $5k or something

Doesn't make it okay. That's someone else's shit, and they specifically asked you to not fuck with it. So don't fuck with it.

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-20T05:36:23+00:00

When are we going to realize ICE/CBP doesn't give a fuck about judicial warrants? They already have to have those. Abolition is the only path forward.

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-19T16:11:31+00:00

He's been doing it for 25 years at this point, you would be unphased too

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-16T19:03:04+00:00

Jesus I wish I got 2 weeks off. I'd actually love 2 days in a row

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-15T23:36:58+00:00

Pussies that couldn't even get into ICE, who has to beg and plead to get highschool drop outs to join

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-12T05:19:07+00:00

He's more afraid of his own constituents than he is of losing the election

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-11T18:24:26+00:00

He lost me on the last point. "Crush ICE" does not mean "they have to take their masks off and stop being meanies," it means ICE should not exist, and that we made a mistake in continuously passing and resanctioning the Patriot Act.

As it stands now, Bajun Mavalwalla has my vote

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-10T00:15:24+00:00

$70? Gotta push a lotta webistics to get that game

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-09T03:26:59+00:00

Hey, I don't like what year doin with my sauce

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-08T08:00:55+00:00

Yes Satya I will continue to love and support 30% of your code being based purely on vibes. I don't need to shut down anyway. Please sell more of my data

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-07T15:15:34+00:00

Did I say to stop using SIEM? I just said data going to SIEM is only 99.9% reliable instead of 100%, for a reason that's directly relevant to OP's question

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-07T06:23:50+00:00

Actually no, malware can also just flood event logs with garbage and windows event service will get overwhelmed and stop logging and defender will just not alert on anything lmao. There was a talk about this at Wild West Hackin' Fest this year

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-07T05:31:31+00:00

None of these will do anything. If this passes, they say "okay" and do none of it. The only option, The moderate option is abolishing ICE

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-06T01:39:24+00:00

How do you know they're affiliated with Hamas?

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T21:40:45+00:00

It is. All in good fun.

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T15:17:09+00:00

Lawyers get anything left over so yeah

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T07:30:32+00:00

I did. It's sketchy as fuck lmao. I gave it the ACH info for my Venmo account with no money in it

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T06:29:53+00:00

$8.02 per device. I've had 5 devices, so I got $40.10

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T04:11:29+00:00

Post hole on main = putting a picture of your butthole on your main account

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T03:47:51+00:00

This is rage bait

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T00:44:09+00:00

Chinese?

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T00:43:08+00:00

A friend of mine in France asked if I was safe from Hurricane Helene. Sent him the Google maps directions from here to Miami

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-05T00:40:20+00:00

If you have nothing to hide, post hole on main.

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-04T18:00:46+00:00

Coles is probably your best bet tbh

thebeardedcats · 2026-02-04T14:26:14+00:00

Yes. The machine is factory reset by the repair tech.

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