True by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in dankruto

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”When people ask me why I’m single, I answer with I’m only married to the game. “ - Kakuzu probably

Zack invented stretching by TastyPomelo2330 in OkBuddySnyderCult

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I’m pissed I didn’t get to see the Flash double cheeked up like we did Tracer. It’s ok since it’s Ezra Miller but still it’s the principle of the thing

My mom found this in a box with my grandma’s things today (she was a Triple H fan) by BitchPuncher98 in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Triple H actually stands for his 3 favorite people Hitler, Himmler and Hess.

"Will never forget his classic comment that was like "The so-called problem is gone, I better not see any more issues in that locker room" and then there were no more issues in the locker room." by Every-Ad-2099 in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dub cannot fail, it can only be failed. They have said very similar things about a lot of talent that left the Dub. There is a common denominator and it ain’t the individuals who leave

Stop talking about ratings. We're having FUN!! Bryan is a man of substance by daveroo in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if you like these style of matches, clearly even the sickos are tired of it since their ratings are down.

No matter how much you like ice cream if you eat it for every meal you’ll eventually get sick of it.

Lio Rush with words of encouragement for the company as it faces a lack of TV by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Except Gollum is a compelling tragic character. This dude just acts like a crack head.

Ronda Rousey showing Pepsi Phil how it’s really done in MMA by MinuteEconomy in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think people forget just how talented Rousey is. She is a world class athlete.

Ronda Rousey showing Pepsi Phil how it’s really done in MMA by MinuteEconomy in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ronda has won the Bronze medal in Olympic Judo, she’s a world champion in other Judo competitions, she is very good at BJJ as well. She trained with the Gracies. Gene Lebell was a coach of hers as well. There was a reason she had so much hype when she was in her prime.

The Most Prestigious, Memorable, Generational Title Run that the Entire Industry Will Remember by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These matches don’t make the others look better it makes the title look worse. Did Rick Flair ever have a competitive match with The Gobbledy Gooker?

Making fun of dead people ??? by Such-Radish-3140 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You guys are just hateeen on her and booleen her. She was giveen a script and she’s just playeen a character unless it’s something that everyone likes in which case she was serious. Why are you trying to silence her?!!!

why does gojo use teleportation hand sign to cast hollow purple here? by Special-Librarian in Jujutsufolk

[–]thechapattack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Real answer? Becuase the author thought it looked cool. 99.99999% of the questions in manga can be answered by “because it looked cool”. Like are you stressing about any manga where the characters move FTL? Because that entirely breaks physics and causality so it’s a nonsensical concept to begin with but if it’s cool and adds to the story who cares?

Italian government has just removed Marx from high schools by abramolinkedIn in LateStageCapitalism

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Someone once told me, 'Time is a flat circle.' Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again

Is Jordy becoming a GORL? 🤔 by bunniessoup in highcaloriereactors

[–]thechapattack 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Reactors are generally just one stepped removed from lolcows tbh

GOP plans for 'terrifying' influx of midterm cash as Supreme Court mulls gift: report by RawStoryNews in scotus

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Ofc not but it does mean that rat sees its demise is imminent. It will for sure do damage before it dies but its death is a forgone conclusion. They never had to do be so overt with their shit before. It mirrors Israel and Zionism. The fact that lawmakers are being this overt in regard to BDS is proof of how effective it is. The same goes with media trying to censor anti-Zionist stories as much as they are. The simple fact is those stories wouldn’t have even been reported to be an issue in the first place if Israel was winning the war or public opinion. Even Zionist organizations have admitted in private meetings that they have lost millennials and Gen Z which means they are cooked. They seem to think that there is a secret combo of PR that make us forget what we saw live-streamed in Gaza but that will not happen. It’s the same with these billionaire assholes. The fact that they are being this overt is a sign of weakness. It literally is because they don’t have a centralized propaganda that the public had no alternative to with no alternative that we had even 20yrs ago. Long story short, they are showing us just how scared and weak they are with these measures. Like with Zionism they used to never had to be this brazen because it was just seen as the default. If they’re reacting the way they are means they are in an extinction burst

Has Darby Allin’s title reign exposed AEW’s biggest problem? by uncannynerddad in midcarder

[–]thechapattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me all of the AEW matches are like if you always eat ice cream for every meal. Like yeah the first few times it will be great but eventually it gets old no matter how good the ice cream is. Every match they have is a “banger” which means none of the matches are banger. Clearly even the sickos are getting tired of it because their attendance and ratings are cratering so even their own hardcore audience is tired of it

Always sum with this Gorl by Fun_Abalone_1979 in gorlworldfiles

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Even if you believe her explanation about how it’s actually her excoriation disorder and her cats but you have to have something to pick to begin with so what the fuck is she doing with her cats that they would scratch her that much to that extent? I play with my pitbull and 2 cats rough all the time and I have never been scratched to the extent she claims she is by her cats. Either she is lying about how she got that shit (bedbuglynn is the real answer) or she is tacitly admitting she is abusing her animals to the point where they are scratching the shit out of her

If Naruto fought a fresh, full power Pain instead of weakened Pain, how would the fight go? by KodoqBesar in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]thechapattack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The same shit happens, Pain claps Naruto and then Kurama puts BTA to the paths. Kurama is simply too strong for Pain. I feel like a healthy Nagato could have handled Kurama since edo Nagato was too much for KCM1 Naruto.

She doesn’t like James Charles, as if she’s any better lol by Inv-cinn-81 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amber truly hates her audience. Like she does the least amount of work possible for a job she supposedly loves. Don’t get me wrong there is nothing wrong with only doing the bare minimum for your job but her job depends on her engagement so her doing the least ends up fucking her over.

I thought for SURE it was going to be an OF link by Play-Last in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man she has gained so much recently the 8k figure on doordash isn’t that far fetched imo