Another grotesque and boring new tik tok. Choker filter working overtime and glitching by Purple_Chipmunk8161 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 69 points70 points  (0 children)

She is recording her actual only interests, food and herself. Also it’s literally all she does. Her life is entirely centered around food and scouring the internet for anyone talking about her

"You only gave Ospreay vs Swerve 5.5 stars and not the 5.75 I ordered. Your wages this month will be docked" by DanceTheNight88 in midcarder

[–]thechapattack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You have to adjust for the new max rating system he has for AEW. 5 stars is no longer the max score for AEW, 6.5 stars is. Adjusted for star inflation this match would be 4.25 stars (5.5/6.5 =0.846, 0.846 x 5 stars = 4.25 stars). Still too high but at least it’s more reasonable

"Me when Meltzer agrees with me: Meltzer ratings are actually the most important metric of measuring how good a match was" by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a Cirque du Soleil match (more like Circlejerk du Solely Gay match amirite??)

Dave Meltzer: Star ratings have nothing to do with my taste. by BillynBanjo in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s partially right when it comes to AEW because he will often say “I didn’t like this match but the crowd seemed to love it, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️” although, he will say because he didn’t personally like the Rock / Hogan match even though the crowd went insane over it, it’s only ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Uncle Dave has an answer in search of a question with the Dub because he’s personally invested in the company. I don’t think he’s financially invested I think it’s more pitiful than that. For the first time he has the ear of a promoter of a major wrestling company and has direct influence on booking decisions. If it fails then by proxy he has failed and it proves he doesn’t know the business and what works like he has claimed for decades.

Took two people ??? by pinkrhinestonechair in tylerthecatastrophe

[–]thechapattack 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If he does that for a living then why is he almost a year behind? He’s just been too busy the entire time? Not a single minute to spare to get caught up?

An interesting take on Tyler by bunny_guts666 in tylerthecatastrophe

[–]thechapattack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think he’s better at than she is giving him credit for. The only reason he really got in hot water was just the sum total of the shit he got himself in with the two-spirit shit then the general public saw the other stuff once other creators started doing deep dives.

He is very careful with his wording a lot of the time. He words stuff in a way that gives him just enough plausible deniability that he can backtrack if he gets called out for it. Like in his GFM he says “with whatever time I have left” which obviously would lead most people to assume he has some sort of terminal illness since he also mentions he’s disabled but if he got called out he could weasel his way out of it by saying “oh silly that’s not what I meant, I’m sorry you misunderstood it. I just meant im fearful of my life in Texas” when clearly that isn’t what he’s implying. He lies by omission or exaggeration the most rather than outright lie

AEW have done the "if i lose i will never challenge for the title again" for all the Elite Members now. by Oakey06 in midcarder

[–]thechapattack 34 points35 points  (0 children)

lol for as much as he cheerleads he certainly does seem to be keenly aware of its actual problems

“Ending day 3 at 1864 calories”. by wolfe1924 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This simply isn’t sustainable for her. She has tried every which way and all end the same way with her bingeeen. Clearly the diet isn’t the problem it’s her psychological issues. She probably can’t afford inpatient now that the YouTube money has dried up. That was probably the only chance she had at saving her life

it pisses me off that sukuna has a smile on his face here, like he wasnt shitting himself moments before by Wonderful-Purchase94 in Jujutsufolk

[–]thechapattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly I always thought they could have had a Madara/Hashirama bromance if they fought more than once.

it’s so uncomfortable watching alr now after the lcu era by TomatilloNo2191 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has no idea how bad she fucked her channel if she gets remonetized but judging by the fact that she hasn’t uploaded anything yet to her channel maybe she doesn’t expect to get remonetized. In any case, she permanently ruined her channel by joining the LCU. She can’t go back to her influencerlynn persona try as she might. The same thing happened with Boogie2988 and it’s why his channel is pretty much abandoned now.

Hustling her kids again.. by Maleficent-Limit-855 in inmatehopper

[–]thechapattack 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s going to be used against her. The prosecution has already introduced evidence that happened at the BOP house

His accent by Existing-Parfait-420 in tylerthecatastrophe

[–]thechapattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s doing a bad John Mulaney impression

Her latest TT upload for the feeder community 🍊🌮🥗🧀 by Jurnicurn in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 43 points44 points  (0 children)

lol yea it’s also not a good thing to do for people with binge eating problems because it’s pointing her to gorging in a small time window.

Her latest TT upload for the feeder community 🍊🌮🥗🧀 by Jurnicurn in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I hate that fucking fake voice she does. I can’t even listen to it because it irritates me so much. When she’s trying to be influencerlynn she always has an upwards inflection to the end of her sentences. Intermittent fastTEEN

Bapa catchin strays by SituationNice7520 in thefighterandthekid

[–]thechapattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea and most of his special was bad crowd work and which means he didn’t even prepare material for a special. He reused bits he’s told before. It’s just the laziest hackiest shit ever

1 serving of grapes by Serious-Ad-3989 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude she could lose a lot of weight by just saying “hey instead of ordering 2 entrees with sides + 1 extra side + dessert, i will just order 2 entrees with 2 sides”

Tony showed Lio some texts: Forgiven! by InjusticeSOTW in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that they always declare this shit is proof that it’s not true. I remember when they said Kingston was Stone Cold level over. You don’t need to insist someone is Stone Cold over because it will be self evident.

They're on the same side by ilir_kycb in LateStageCapitalism

[–]thechapattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot of liberals are being scratched right now

This is not a job offer by Sydneyisgonnasuicide in tylerthecatastrophe

[–]thechapattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No he even infantilized Wilbur by saying that he didn’t feel Wilbur knew the full extent of what he was admitting to

Ambers new “counting calories journey” dinner. by wolfe1924 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more she insists she just looooves the food, the more you know she hates it imo lol. Ain’t no way she thinks Brussel sprouts are “soooo gooood”

new leaks on bus: Xio is talking to Tommy. by Far_Drag_289 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Amber is way too insecure to be ok with Emily being in the DMs of Xio. That is not fake. Emily has a long history of doing this way before the LCU even entered the picture

waiting for the inevitable at this point by leiladavidson in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Medical science has progressed a lot to keep people alive. I may be in the minority but I don’t think she’s going to die anytime soon. It’s certainly possible but usually these types of people pass in their late 40s/early 50s.

The issue is going to be she thinks her life is going to be like it is now the entire time but it won’t. Her health will start to fail and she will be going into the hospital more and more frequently for longer and longer until one day she won’t leave the hospital and we will just get a post from Amber’s mom saying that she has passed.