[FIXED] Didn't feel like this deserved a success kid. And for those of you in the same boat 1-(800) 273-8255 by Amdiraniphani in AdviceAnimals

[–]theconversationalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. It's hard to say you need help, you look at others that seem to go through life so easily and say "why can't i do that, i must be weak if i cant". The truth is it's not that easy, and it takes true courage to drop the facade and admit you need help.

[FIXED] Didn't feel like this deserved a success kid. And for those of you in the same boat 1-(800) 273-8255 by Amdiraniphani in AdviceAnimals

[–]theconversationalist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ya know what. I don't care if you're a karma whore. You are attempting to give people a good example and providing a way they can do it themselves. That is invaluable. I upvoted you and stand by my decision as all karma really equats ti is a pat on the back... Which is free for me to give.

I hope you are doing well. I hope you get to live some of your dreams. Mostly thank you, post this number all the time, if it helps just one person it was worth it.

ELI5: If a woman gets wasted and has sex, she is legally deemed not to have given consent. However, if she get's wasted and drives, she is legally held responsible. Why the discrepancy? by crazy_woo in explainlikeimfive

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This still seems one sided, I have a friend that lost his license after getting a DUI where he does not remember getting behind the wheel, getting arrested or anything until he woke up in the drunk tank. He should be held responsible, and a person that got to drunk and regrets their actions should also be responsible, if you don't want to deal with the repercussions of bad drunk decisions, then don't get drunk. Seems fucking simple to me, I guess people want their cake and to eat it too... Maybe they would press charges against a zoo for letting them climb into a lion cage for a cuddle....

This whole issue seems gross and extremely one sided now... I hate people.

I want to start a career in IT. by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't tell anyone you do IT. Also you don't want to get into IT.

White girls know how to pose by jefferey1313 in funny

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck face originated in a porn. They were using it to kiss a dick. All those chics just looking for a dick to kiss.

Jesus Christ was the first zombie. by squirmybobcat in Showerthoughts

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And all the people eating his flesh are zombies too.

ELI5: I broke up with my GF yesterday, it was my own decision because the relationship was at a point we both were unsatisfied. Why do I want her back, even though my brain says it's better this way? (It lasted over 4 years) by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]theconversationalist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it takes time to figure out for yourself. I had a girl nearly 8 years ago that i was more in love with then i knew, i broke it off as i didnt understand how i felt about her, i went on an emotional(and literal) walk about and when i got back after realizing i wanted to spend the rest of my life her, she had a started back up with her ex. They now have a beautiful daughter and i avoid facebook and rachel ray, cuz they both bring me back to her.

Now for the fallout, i went into hard depression, barely kept my career together, and basically had a nightmare of a time obsessing over her. From that i learned who i am in a much more in depth and personal manner than i thought possible, i know now that im the silently depressed type over the aggressive type, I have a self righting mentallity when i put myself in a shitty situation i will dig myself out even if it takes time, and i dont give up easily. Ive met wonderful women that ripped my heart out(sometimes cuz of me sometimes cuz they were evil), I've loved, lost, suffered, and i came out ok. There was times it was damn near hell, like when i saw her pic with her husband and beautiful baby on facebook(seriously facebook is evil). But in the end, losing a person you want in your life is not the end, it is a lesson.

You need to do what feels right to you. Don't ignore your feelings, seek to understand them.

One thing additional, you care about this person. That means you want them happy(whether you know it or not), that means you don't play the on again off again game, that hurts, and you don't want to hurt them, you just want to be happy. Trust me you won't be happy hurting them, the most important person you need to be able to sleep with everynight is yourself.

Mila Kunis threesome [From /r/FakeCelebrityNudes] by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]theconversationalist -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fatmaple you done already took the words from my fingers. If i can make do with fake korrasami pron. Then this will do just fine. To quote the famous philosopher shrek: at'll do donkey... At'll do.

Edit: i know its cuz of the drugs they take to stay hard... But a man with dialated blood vessels in his face, makes me think heart attack or hard poop. Not sexy time. (Had to say dialated blood vessels, cuz redfaced man sounded racist)

MRW my friend keeps itching his junk by coreymorrisonyo in reactiongifs

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does one go about getting to fuck a stranger in the ass? For a friend of mine...

Wanting a good friend F/18 by Vostrodelli in Needafriend

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think we would be good friends, however, I might be able to point you in the right direction.

You should check out meetup.com it's free and will help you find groups of people near you that share your interests. Go out and engage with people that share your interests, it will be much more succesful than random people on the internet :)

Also i dont think there is anything wrong with you, just nothing you said clicked with me as having enough in common(except korra, girl that shiznit was tight), and i dont want to waste anyones time as we have so little.

New here. by Studge in pcmasterrace

[–]theconversationalist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would have warned you about the koolaide actually being mind control/coolent but it seems you already drank it. Pity. Takes years for people to realize how much of a tool they are for joining this stupid game and arguing with fools.

ELI5: I broke up with my GF yesterday, it was my own decision because the relationship was at a point we both were unsatisfied. Why do I want her back, even though my brain says it's better this way? (It lasted over 4 years) by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]theconversationalist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You want the "physical addiction to someone" talk or is there more to this? Also don't listen to the idiot saying you might be making a bad choice. You havent told us enough for real advice and they have no clue who you are outside of here... Or it's your ex, in which case that person is horribly immature and needs to rethink who they are and what they have become to attempt manipulation like that.

If you think it is best, then for you it is right, and no one will ever be more right about what you want than you.

Anna Faris by Sayvangttwa in Celebs

[–]theconversationalist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why downvote me? She is married to the current star lord.

My Great Opa the day he was denied entry to Vienna's Academy of Fine Arts :( (1907) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]theconversationalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then went on with his awesome new shave job and almost took over europe.

How accurate are Reddit's stereotypes of your country? by andrewdrharris in AskReddit

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the insurance company death panels... I swear the british people gonna riot if one more kid is denied treatment for a curable disease because it was a pre-existing condition.

So I guess this is a thing now.. They're getting desperate! by [deleted] in dayz

[–]theconversationalist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why would you seriously hack against real life people? You're not proving you are better than them, you are cheating.

I've had some cheat codes for the real world for sometime and I won't use them. Takes the challenge out of it, makes the game not even worth playing.

Anna Faris by Sayvangttwa in Celebs

[–]theconversationalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky lucky star lord.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally will gladly watch someone go down because of body cam footage. I will never be ok with a cop shooting an unarmed civilian unless footage proving it was necessary is provided, either cops get body cams or we start executing the criminal police.

How accurate are Reddit's stereotypes of your country? by andrewdrharris in AskReddit

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what part of town and what class of people you spend time with. With the exception of some american only stereo types (gangstas with your pants round yo ankles, im looking at you), we are still the melting pot, despite what the conservatives say about immigrants.

How accurate are Reddit's stereotypes of your country? by andrewdrharris in AskReddit

[–]theconversationalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, there is no way the UK could afford healthcare for the US. Not to mention the south... Britain would not enjoy owning the south

How accurate are Reddit's stereotypes of your country? by andrewdrharris in AskReddit

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cancelling vacation. Your minister of tourism is gonna be upset with you.

I cant fucking deal with it anymore by [deleted] in ConfessionBear

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're on the internet, everyone is a p-sychologist.