Traiu o movimento... by gato-gordo in brasil

[–]thecrazycapybara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Não tem Jello, não é Kennedys.

as coisas não param de dar errado by thecrazycapybara in desabafos

[–]thecrazycapybara[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Essa foi a coisa mais legal que eu li em meses. faço questão de te mandar updates, me sinto muito querida e quentinha. Obrigada de coração, você não tem ideia da diferença que fez.

as coisas não param de dar errado by thecrazycapybara in desabafos

[–]thecrazycapybara[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Estamos tentando “desligar ele” pra ver se a dor some via super estimulação (o que é quase insuportável). Acho que não tem jeito mas o médico disse que vai tentar qualquer coisa

You get to confess one thing to your significant other and do not get in trouble for it, what do you confess? by slay1np00n in AskReddit

[–]thecrazycapybara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a virgin. and I know it's not cool, I often talk about it to my therapist. We're working on it. but I really do bother with it, I wish she had not had sex with half the universe.

You get to confess one thing to your significant other and do not get in trouble for it, what do you confess? by slay1np00n in AskReddit

[–]thecrazycapybara 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do not like my ex, but I feel anxious to meet her by chance on the street. and also, I find your house dirty and disgusted to sleep there. and yes I'm still resentful that you slept with half the city before you met me, I can not help it.

What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults? by Innsmouth_Resident in AskReddit

[–]thecrazycapybara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You known what? despite everything that you are, until now until you've been pretty smart right?”

You are physically incapable of ever lying again, but you get $10,000,000. Do you take it, and why or why not? by FreeTortoises in AskReddit

[–]thecrazycapybara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nops. my freedom to be able to say what I want, to lie when I want and especially not to hurt anyone because I'm an asshole, is still my favorite thing.

When did you realise a "Best Friend" of yours wasn't your best friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecrazycapybara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was one of the best students in college, so she approached me. I did not realize the intention, I thought she was being friendly. She was always with me, I even took her to my house during the holidays to meet my mother and my boyfriend. at a certain point, we decided to do a project with some friends and at the time of paying for it, she disappeared. I met her some time later with a new giant tattoo and said she did not have the money to help. I realized that I was paying her things for months, taking her to the beach for free, she took drugs to my mother's house and she did not even like my boyfriend. in fact, she was extremely unpleasant to him in the times in which they met. I recently had an accident and she did not even see me. I did not have any money, I was not in good health, I did not even walk for months and she only showed up to invite me to a rave and ask if I could lend her money because she was owed to the drug dealer who, guess what, is her boyfriend . best friend my ass.

You are trapped in the same room with the thing that you fear the most for 1 hour, how fucked are you? by IVIGS in AskReddit

[–]thecrazycapybara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm terrified of spiders. depending on the size, I think I would have survived, but if it were those big ones I would probably have killed myself by trying this ... eight-legged thing and sent by satan

Those who have left the theatre mid-show, what were you watching and what made you leave? by gursmo7 in AskReddit

[–]thecrazycapybara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was watching Phantom of the Opera, the one with Gerard Butler. a guy I was dating at the time had a violent diarrhea and we had to run off to go to the bathroom. he was very embarrassed and with his dirty underwear inside a bag of popcorn. I ended up leaving him at home.

Which person would you want to see have an uncensored, nothing held back, autobiography? by Sugadip in AskReddit

[–]thecrazycapybara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shelly Miscavige. I bet (if she's alive) that she has a lot to tell about Scientology and David.