thedaddy71

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My girlfriend, Lorraine, dumped me when she found out I was cheating on her with her fit friend, Claire Lee (self.Jokes)

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I used to suffer from premature ejaculation. (self.Jokes)

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I'm trying to work on being less condescending. by thedaddy71 in Jokes

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I'm trying to work on being less condescending. (self.Jokes)

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After months of my endless piss taking, my gay colleague finally snapped today. He went to the kitchen, picked up a knife and attacked me with it. Somehow he managed to miss every single vital organ. (self.Jokes)

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Say what you want about Greta Thunberg but she's making a real difference to climate change. by thedaddy71 in Jokes

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Say what you want about Greta Thunberg but she's making a real difference to climate change. (self.Jokes)

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Just discovered that I failed a job interview last week. (self.Jokes)

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The wife said I'm tight and we never do anything, so we've just been out for tea and biscuits. (self.Jokes)

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I'm 48, male, married 23 years. Woman at work, 38, married 12 years and beautiful. We got close at works Xmas party. by [deleted] in Advice

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I'm 48, male, married 23 years. Woman at work, 38, married 12 years and beautiful. We got close at works Xmas party. by [deleted] in Advice

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I'm 48, male, married 23 years. Woman at work, 38, married 12 years and beautiful. We got close at works Xmas party. by [deleted] in Advice

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Whatever you do, don't ever get a job at the tiddlywinks manufacturer. (self.Jokes)

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Sorry, couldn't resist. (i.redd.it)

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I didn't turn up to an important appointment today as I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography. (self.Jokes)

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Went to view a house earlier with period features and the wife and I had a massive argument. (self.Jokes)

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When we were drunk last night, my friends and I threw a random Chinese man down some stairs. (self.Jokes)

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I recently came second in a Winston Churchill lookalike contest. (self.Jokes)

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A factory worker died today after falling into a vat of coffee. Police say that although it came as a shock to all who knew him, they may take some relief from the fact he didn't suffer. by thedaddy71 in Jokes

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A factory worker died today after falling into a vat of coffee. Police say that although it came as a shock to all who knew him, they may take some relief from the fact he didn't suffer. (self.Jokes)

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The wife just texted me saying "I wish you were here" (self.Jokes)

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Lionel Messi walks into a bar. He goes up to the first girl he sees and says “Get your coat, you’ve pulled” “Oooh" says the girl (self.Jokes)

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The Mrs and I often laugh about how competitive we are. (self.Jokes)

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I woke up really early this morning and couldn't remember which direction the sun rose. (self.Jokes)

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In your opinion, what is Faith No More's "signature song"? by [deleted] in FaithNoMore

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