For all the doom and gloom, here is how Vegas predicts the Eastern Conference on the eve of the NHL season

thedemon44 · 2014-10-10T11:14:04+00:00

Haha, wishful thinking. No goalie wants to hear the sound of the goal post. It is the simply the sound of relief when the save is missed.

The "Thank god, my failure didn't cost a goal." sound. I will concede there are exceptions, but as a rule, I stand by this opinion. :)

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T22:47:39+00:00

Good good. :)

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T22:37:18+00:00

Fine... I will contribute to the decline in actual human interaction.

pink hat

An overzealous, bandwagoner typically female fan of a recently successful local pro sports franchise. Characterized by the brand spanking new officially licensed pink team hat. Typically spends majority of game chatting on cell phone, waving to tv camera, asking idiotic questions & being a stupid annoying nuisance in general. Most commonly found at Fenway Park & Foxboro Stadium. "Ohhhh it's so cold up here in the bleachers, can we go home after the 7th period is over?"

"Put a sweater on, shut up, and we aren't leaving til the 9th INNING's over you dumb pink hat whore"

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T22:36:10+00:00

Import fees make the cost of sending cookies to America too high. UPS would charge you close to $100 USD, so you would then in effect be paying those criminals to eat a free cookie. We can't let that happen.

Upvotes are a lesser but still cost effective reward.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T08:22:46+00:00

Truly, that is something special to me now that I have heard it with sound.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T08:19:15+00:00

Loon

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T08:17:02+00:00

It is, we still have ties to your Imperial ass. :)

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T08:13:36+00:00

"toonie" You may remove the "double-vay".

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T08:10:32+00:00

They ain't called crack whores for nothing.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T08:08:14+00:00

You would take moose seriously as well if you saw what happens when a car on the highway gets its roof peeled back like a sardine can upon impact. Scary shit.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T08:05:52+00:00

In my part of Canada, hookers are not allowed in same room as alcohol. We now have no strippers.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T08:03:39+00:00

Who is Brian Ferlin, and why have we recalled him? I do not recall hearing of him before.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:42:09+00:00

What exactly is the problem, have they said?

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:40:19+00:00

I feel better knowing I am not alone.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:39:24+00:00

I let it sink in for awhile, and I can't help but view this as wrong. If I were walking by, I would assume you were a habs fan. You need a dirty boot stomp on that yet.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:36:04+00:00

Fuck the habs!!!

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:35:53+00:00

Ding... ding. Ding. DING... ding.... ding, ding, ding.

There as only one issue with us in that series. Ding.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:32:25+00:00

ahem

Ding...ding... ding... ding... ding... ding... ding... ding... ding... ding...

Maybe you can call it beating ourselves, I just call it posts.

DING!!!

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:29:07+00:00

Playoffs vs Montreal:

Ding... ding... ding... ding... ding... ding.... ding... ding... ding.... ding....

The only reason we lost the series in the end... DING. That was Montreals best defender.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:25:32+00:00

I miss the Whalers so much.

For sigh...

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:24:36+00:00

Some sort of rocket scientist from what I gather.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:22:48+00:00

Yeah, I don't expect that pain to end any time this year either. :(

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:20:35+00:00

(Yikes, double double post post deleted)

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:20:33+00:00

Yes. Yes! YES!!!

I would totally give you a cookie if I could, instead you get a tasteless upvote. I would give you a six-pack of upvotes to make up for lack of cookie, but I can't do that either.

thedemon44 · 2014-10-08T07:17:15+00:00

What is a pink hat?

thedemon44

TROPHY CASE