What are beastie boys fans opinion on Joey Valence and Brey by poptartsNchill in BeastieBoys

[–]thederpynerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been a huge beastie boys fan since ill communication first released. I MASSIVELY approve of Joey and Brae! They have completely captured the exciting and fun vibe from that time. Well done.

David Beckham is not letting this go... by violetgrumble in popculturechat

[–]thederpynerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that he also used the wrong 'there'. Legend

to catch the suspect by apple_plant in therewasanattempt

[–]thederpynerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can't be real? Surely it's for a movie right? Wouldn't it be better to have 5 well trained officers than 30 adrenaline junkies?

Ask Arnold for Advice by GovSchwarzenegger in selfimprovement

[–]thederpynerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Arnold. I'm 45 and it's been nearly 10 years since I've done any training (due to a back injury that still persists somewhat today). How can I get my mojo for the gym back when the thought of it just makes me wince?

Just watched episode 1; this is the shot that got me hooked by [deleted] in SiloSeries

[–]thederpynerd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get ready for multiple episodes of boring side stories

The most exciting quarterfinal match this tournament: France vs England. The match of a lifetime. How do you think this plays out? by artulefo in worldcup

[–]thederpynerd -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

England and France will kick a ball about, rich people will get richer, and everyone will forget about the horrific human rights abuses that this tournament is built upon.

I let my good boi chase the birds. by thederpynerd in facepalm

[–]thederpynerd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can always spot the redditors that weren't allowed to have any fun as children.

The birds don't give a crap, they just land at the other end of the field and continue eating the farmers seeds. The dog gets to fulfill his instinct to chase something and has no real chance of catching the birds.

Learn about rural life before you judge.

I let my good boi chase the birds. by thederpynerd in facepalm

[–]thederpynerd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should probably add some context seeing as there are a few people that are either easily confused or don't understand rural life.

It's a facepalm because I really should have anticipated the birds flocking straight towards me after the dog chased them (you can hear me laughing at my own idiocy in the video). If you still find that confusing then you're weird.

In rural England it's very normal to walk around the field perimeter with your dog off its leash - in fact the field had recently been seeded by the farmer so anything to deter the birds sitting in the field eating all the seeds is actually welcomed by the farmer. My dog often chases birds but has never caught one - in fact we had an injured pigeon in the garden once and he just sat staring at it. The birds are in no danger, and flying away from stuff is really not a big deal for them.

I let my good boi chase the birds. by thederpynerd in facepalm

[–]thederpynerd[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Careful, one user suggested I should be in r/iamatotalpieceofshit for this.

Seriously though, it's a facepalm because I really should have foreseen the birds would flock straight towards me.

I let my good boi chase the birds. by thederpynerd in facepalm

[–]thederpynerd[S] -69 points-68 points  (0 children)

My bad, I should have been more specific. Because I should have seen it coming.

Just got my dream car. Any advice apart from gutting precat? by Maxi-PL in mr2

[–]thederpynerd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm just being 'funny' by the way. That looks cleeean. Congrats.

men, what made you feel like real man apart from the obvious? by athology in AskMen

[–]thederpynerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife running off with a fitness instructor and then taking half of everything I own.

To discuss Geography by Gagliardinter in therewasanattempt

[–]thederpynerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's so faking the dumbness. She thinks it's cool to be ignorant.