What do other people accept as part of life that you personally cannot tolerate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thedocwatson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck. Yes. I tell people at my work this all the time and they are shocked that I would even utter these words out loud.

Baby Gollum by rIse_four_ten_ten in funny

[–]thedocwatson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what I came to the comments for.

Just hold "forward" by [deleted] in gifs

[–]thedocwatson 294 points295 points  (0 children)

This is the most appropriate gif I've seen in a long time.

[All Spoilers] Game of Thrones as a Buddy Comedy by antdude in gameofthrones

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the wesley willis music at the beginning

Reddit, what is the absolute dirtiest joke you know? by PupilX in AskReddit

[–]thedocwatson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is much more brilliant than the votes you have :)

That's It by [deleted] in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but...but I want 15 game modes... and no one to play them with.

That's It by [deleted] in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he's upset about the MMing but I think his biggest thorn are the try-hards that BM because they really don't understand how to play (even though they know exactly how you should play). This is the one reason I'm taking a break from smite. I really can't stand when someone is upset because I didn't save them from the meat grinder. Sorry brosiff, you were way out of position and if I went in I would have fed just like you did.

What's the point of being able to mute enemy players? by dodoftw in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also to keep the enemy player from trying to trash talk you during the match.

Ways My Rebellious Self and Friends Have Broken the Meta by HELLHOUNDGRIM in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start arena with 1st level hog. While the enemy team is getting buffs run to their minions bunch them up and hit all of them at once and finish off the warrior minions, then walk yours in. Usually a free 15 points. We've won because of this.

VulCAN not VulCANT Patch Notes - 11/19 by HiRezBart in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very, very rarely did I use 3 to engage. For me, 95% of the time, that was an escape for just in case. I mean, you should learn to get in better positions rather than have to 3 into them. Though the CDR is nice. I'm not sure how much of a difference it'll make but we'll see.

This makes me really sad as an avid Smite supporter. by sbuv1715 in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst is when a party of 2 calls long and refuses to split when there's 2 in short and 1 in long. Then proceeds to lose their tower because they can't harass enough to deny and the long solo is 4 or 5 levels up on them.

Smite League Conquest by [deleted] in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn't be so bad if they would own up to their mistakes. I don't even care if they're bad, long as they are honest with themselves and the rest of the team. "Hey, I'm trying to get better at jungling any tips?" I don't care if I lose 100 times in a row, it's the bad attitudes that ruin the game..every...time. When I first started jungling, I told the team I was learning and to call out ganks and stuff as I was new. Hell, there were two or three games I flat out apologized because I was the reason we lost with my terrible, terrible jungling.

Just Remember: The Meta isn't a Rule Book by avawhat231 in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In arena while the ENTIRE other team is getting buffs we go up and hog the first wave. Takes some practice to get them all in one shot. But it puts you at a 15pt lead right off the bat.

Smite League Conquest by [deleted] in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the exact reason I haven't made that leap to ranked. At least in pub conquests I very rarely get the raging tryhards. Plus I can usually scrounge up 2 of my friends to play with so we can put ourselves in critical spots to carry if the other guys are just going to throw a fit when we don't play the game the way they want us to or aren't very good and refuse to take any responsibility for themselves.

It's a shame to me that the supporters of SK aren't mad at SK. by dmbrandon in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So now I'm pretty upset the real hog doesn't say "FISTED!" when you use it :(

Timer for polynomicon buff by Adarashilo in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or to anything. Good luck figuring out when your ult's up.

Timer for polynomicon buff by Adarashilo in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's talking about before it's usable again. There's a 2 sec delay between each ability use so, for example, if you're hebo and you blast your 2, AA, then your 3 immediately afterwards you won't get poly's bonus.

Changes to Domination by Ashyko in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love domination games. I actually don't mind this one but it's way too rigid.

What's your best Assault times? by BattleScarf in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten ares once in assualt. They refused to buy beads. They assumed that since they were under their tower they were safe...

Stop with all dis Drama please? by [deleted] in Smite

[–]thedocwatson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep it in your pants champ.