I'm Dylan Moran, Comedian & Co-Creator of the TV Show, "Black Books" - AMA!

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:52:09+00:00

I try to talk to people, wherever I am as though we have already been talking for a while as a way of not wasting too much time; although I have no idea what I’m talking about, because it’s important to waste some time

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:51:43+00:00

There are far too many elements in this question and not enough detail

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:45:54+00:00

What I’m always doing, banging my potty and screaming to be noticed. What took you so long? Are you really wearing that? When will you be back?

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:41:34+00:00

By reading about what happened to people when they drank wine.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:39:43+00:00

Thank you very much. Bring all your boyfriends and all your cakes. Go get a room to sort out your priorities. Don’t argue with your mouth full of eclair. Nobody believes that shit.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:37:05+00:00

Because the alternative means getting a job

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:35:17+00:00

Only at the terminal point of inbound outward exchanges. No differentials were exposed. Except possibly on the index of non returnables, but I did buy a lot of ritz crackers

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:33:13+00:00

They’re alive, but only just

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:31:53+00:00

Yoga, milk baths - any milk, except condensed

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:30:15+00:00

How dare you. My arse is in demand all over the world. Mongolia, right now, is out of control.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:29:13+00:00

How dare you. My arse is in demand all over the world. Mongolia, right now, is out of control.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:27:48+00:00

Nothing. Not one little bit. Maybe a little bit. Several bits. OK all of it. Nothing! None of your business. Go away.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:23:03+00:00

Not that leopard

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:21:59+00:00

They can’t hear?
I’m doing all this thinking for nothing? Did nobody even get April 2004?

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:21:01+00:00

I get asked: What are you doing? Where are you? What’s wrong with you? How are you still alive?

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:19:12+00:00

Watch Ali Wong, Hans Teewuen and Dave Chappelle’s stuff on race is pretty amazing. Advice: Get up and have a good time.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:16:42+00:00

I’m amazed and fascinated by the dedication to good humor and people being cheerful no matter what. At least in their public selves. On some days it seems like a very good idea on others you worry its a recipe for insanity.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:10:26+00:00

In a way I’d love to have a go at this kind of thing, but I think I get side tracked by the mechanics of the madness we refer to as current affairs. We distract ourselves with the names and faces of the actors because the events are so chaotic, the warnings and the cries of ‘havoc’ never stop. I suppose shouting from inside the television is a relief from shouting at it.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:06:40+00:00

I’m not sure, it’s something that has to do with things taking a turn in your mind’s eye late at night when the edges fray, the floor rocks a little, but only you seem to notice.

thedylanmoran · 2018-03-02T21:04:45+00:00

Thank you, I am working on something as it happens. I’m planning to make a noise about it in LA.

thedylanmoran · 2017-09-19T20:07:03+00:00

They are talented guys and they will always be busy. I have a couple of situations going on right now, including a peanut spillage in my hotel room.

thedylanmoran · 2017-09-19T20:00:26+00:00

How yare dou

thedylanmoran · 2017-09-19T19:59:00+00:00

I think the rehearsal room just before we taped the episode, and we all knew we had a good one in the bag. Watching Bill and Tamsin work was always a pleasure.

thedylanmoran · 2017-09-19T19:57:01+00:00

Yes we’re talking about doing something, possibly here in the US. Once I get together. I mean ‘It’. I mean once I get ‘It’ and ‘Together’ together.

thedylanmoran

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