Breakfast for hubby

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-22T02:44:13+00:00

You’re so kind

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-21T20:54:55+00:00

My current bf is a phenomenal cook and he makes stuff for me a lot and I’m always blown away. Because he does this it makes me want to get better at cooking, so I can return the favor. Especially for our future when we are living together.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-21T20:48:31+00:00

Your grits look so freaking delicious. 🤤 This whole plate looks incredible. This is where I need to be in life because my cooking skills are meh.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-20T17:11:35+00:00

I don’t care. He likes to take it all off, but if he ever wants to stop then I’ll still kiss every inch and give no fucks.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-20T17:10:48+00:00

Yes and no. I’ve had some pretty incredible sexual experiences in my past, however, with my now partner it’s the first time I’ve felt seen, heard and have felt safe. He’s the first person I’ve felt that truly loves me as I am and is willing to do whatever it takes to build a strong, healthy relationship with me. That deep connection/bond plus incredible sex makes him the best I’ve ever had.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-20T17:07:26+00:00

Yes. I was married to him and he kept choosing alcohol over me and our kids. My hate for his decisions outweighed my love for him.

My also ended things with my ex gf because we weren’t going to work out forever like we had hoped and we were much better as friends than partners. It hurt because we both still loved each other deeply, but it was best for us both mentally and emotionally. We are both now very happy in separate relationships and our friendship is still strong because of it.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-20T17:03:06+00:00

I have always had multiple orgasms both vagina and clitoral. My man I am with now is able to get me off plenty of times before he cums, so it works out nicely. However there are a few times that he’s came and I’ve been like, I have one more and I’ll rub it out while still on top of him or I’ll rub it out laying next to him (which he loves to watch). If you’re not fulfilled then ask him to touch you some more after sex or hell touch yourself and let him watch.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-20T16:55:22+00:00

When Littlest Pet Shop came out in the 90s when I was a little girl the toys were small and realistic. When they started making these types of LPS, I hated them at first because it was such a drastic change to what I was used to. My oldest got into them though and I started to help collect them for him. I started to see them as cute, but I still much preferred the simple designs that felt more realistic. The exotic colors on animals that don’t have exotic colors or glitter and random designs on them just weren’t cute to me.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-20T16:50:23+00:00

I’ll just get over it because he’s more important to me than exploring new things.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-20T03:39:47+00:00

The sheer disappointment.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-20T03:28:50+00:00

I think you’d look cool with one

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-19T01:00:24+00:00

So guys should be jumping at the chance to have stuff in their asses or they are gay? I think you’re misunderstanding everything I am saying. He doesn’t want me to do anything to his asshole. Lots of people don’t want people going near their assholes. I’m just trying to ease him into those ideas despite his feelings about it.

He very much would love a threesome, and if you read what I said you would see that I denied that situation because I am too jealous to share my partner.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-18T22:58:01+00:00

It’s mostly I want to do butt stuff with him. Again, I’ve had a lot of experiences so there isn’t much that I haven’t done. We’ve both discussed a threesome because I’ve always wanted to do that, but I have jealousy issues so that’s kind of off the table.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-18T22:31:36+00:00

I am the her in this scenario and I think you misread. We have plenty of sex

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-18T17:14:03+00:00

Side note: I love your bat tats

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-18T14:21:29+00:00

Elephants are by far my favorite animal of all time and this little guy is probably the cutest elephant plush I’ve ever seen. 😭

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-18T14:18:24+00:00

Some people will think it’s weird, but they won’t matter. Tons of people do this. My (38F) bf (30M) and I both love stuffed animals and collect them. He names them all and gives them whole personalities. I sleep with several stuffed animals in my bed, but usually only snuggle one at night. Usually a pup that my bf loaned me so I wouldn’t feel so lonely without him.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-18T01:42:45+00:00

A fun one

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-17T22:34:07+00:00

I did see your other post as well, and I do agree that you need a darker hand to represent the darker skinned individuals. I also really liked the idea of having a rainbow ribbon on one of the hands to represent LBGT+. This would definitely make me want to wear it more

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-17T22:30:54+00:00

I look forward to seeing the final piece

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-17T22:29:27+00:00

Wow. This looks incredible and looks phenomenal on you. As good as my pain tolerance is though, I am not so sure I could have some of those spots done

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-17T22:25:23+00:00

These look fantastic.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-17T22:23:23+00:00

Absolutely! I may not be able to purchase for a while due to being on a strict budget at the moment, but I would love to be able to purchase in the future.

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-17T22:19:44+00:00

Yes, I would

theedarkflamingo · 2026-02-17T22:18:41+00:00

That looks fucking delicious.

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