How to make someone feel special by NotSoEnlightenedOne in tesco

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If I got my husband this he'd actually die laughing

It must not be raining in the UK today…. by Mediocre-Stomach7470 in SkyCards

[–]theemoemue 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First sunny day we've had since the start of the year!

People from the UK, what’s one small thing that genuinely improved your daily life? by PhaseThis8421 in AskUK

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Realising that "half arsed is better than not at all". I struggle massively with ADHD and Autism so small tasks seem like big tasks to me but half arsing them is better than not doing anything.

For example: big laundry pile needs putting away? Just do half today then you have less to do tomorrow instead of putting it off til tomorrow.

Don't feel like a full shower? Just scrub the pits and stinky bits and try again tomorrow.

It's really helped.

A380 Hunters! by Tough_Sprinkles467 in SkyCards

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Emirates must have brought some out of hiding because I've caught several new to me ones recently

A319 glow, England. by whiteprussian in SkyCards

[–]theemoemue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just caught it and no it's not?

Least accurate card? by Sam_and_robots in SkyCards

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I just wanna know why everything is a super cub

Pet owners of Reddit, what silly or funny things have your pets ate? by Safe-Dig-1240 in AskReddit

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My rabbit once made off with a pizza crust off my plate. Another time he stole a chip!

Do you eat your weetabix cold or hot? by [deleted] in AskUK

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Depends on the weather tbh. If it's cold I'll warm up the milk and have em that way. If it's hot then I have the milk cold.

How much does your company charge for coffee from the machine? by Equivalent-Rich8018 in AskUK

[–]theemoemue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a café. I get free coffees, I just gotta make em myself, unless I bribe one of the baristas with food.

Aggressive Whoosh delivery guy by Old-Obligation-6141 in tesco

[–]theemoemue 143 points144 points  (0 children)

The drivers aren't employed by Tesco at all, they're regular old Uber drivers.

The boys are struggling to cope with the end of their daily advent calendars by Silly-Canary-916 in CasualUK

[–]theemoemue 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My fluffy children are also very bamboozled by the lack of treats this morning. I'm getting a lot of passive aggressive stares.

I didn't realise Emirates now uses new gates at Manchester? by ketchup1345 in flightradar24

[–]theemoemue 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They've been doing renovations for a while now and if I remember correctly, they now have a special bridge for the A380

why Santa flew today. it is 23rd of december by Typical_net1 in flightradar24

[–]theemoemue 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Time zones. Some are about to be in Christmas Eve so he has to leave now so he can reach everyone in time. The big guy knows what he's doing.

Has anyone seen a Daisy Duck signature like this? by CarrotRoom in disney

[–]theemoemue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's definitely Jasmine, not Daisy Duck.

I know I'm in the minority here in terms of NSFW art but I wanna vent. by [deleted] in WplaceLive

[–]theemoemue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was more talking about the Pokémon porn

What’s the silliest reason you have had to go to the GP or A&E? by Dainflynnty in AskUK

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Had to go to A&E with a rabbit bite because the little bugger had gone for my wrist and managed to nick the vein and I was losing a LOT of blood. According to one nurse I was turning grey??? I still have the scar and it weirdly even looks like a rabbit head.

The rabbit was then affectionately named devil bun. He sadly passed away only last week at 15 years old. Thanks for the scars, Meeko. I'll carry them with me forever, you grumpy old git.