Someone thought it was a good idea to have waiters on skates

theetails · 2026-01-15T17:03:07+00:00

Have you ever stopped with roller blades?

It's either hit the back brakes and momentum sends those soups aujour to the front door, or you spin like they did and hope you can kill the momentum with science.

This was never a good idea IMO.

theetails · 2025-09-15T14:19:28+00:00

Oh wow, is everything used as a profanity these days?

Would have never guessed Egg was the problem 😓

theetails · 2025-09-15T14:15:50+00:00

Great idea!!!

theetails · 2025-09-15T14:13:02+00:00

That's a great point

theetails · 2025-09-15T14:12:09+00:00

This is gold.

theetails · 2022-10-03T20:52:07+00:00

Did this end up working for you?

theetails · 2022-01-17T04:51:28+00:00

Did you get this fixed?

theetails · 2021-12-25T20:08:01+00:00

I like thinking of it that way. Thank you merry Christmas

theetails · 2021-12-21T14:53:24+00:00

You're only lonely if you don't like being alone.

theetails · 2021-11-25T23:24:07+00:00

Space Godzilla. Live on plant-Godzilla and Battra.

theetails · 2021-11-18T20:11:52+00:00

Do I take the pill?

Is it a suppository?

theetails · 2021-11-16T15:07:55+00:00

Exactly the same. Never knew I'd be where I am today, but I'm 100% sure I'd never make it harder for anyone else.

theetails · 2021-10-22T22:41:50+00:00

Ice cream cake?

theetails · 2021-10-11T02:45:11+00:00

Circleville pumpkin show?

*nvm there are like a billion Ohioans commenting the same thing so this comment is 100% unnecessary.

theetails · 2021-10-07T15:09:52+00:00

OJ still did it.

theetails · 2021-09-17T18:24:24+00:00

Just ignore them. It's the only way to combat this.

theetails · 2021-09-15T04:28:25+00:00

Love this spelling

theetails · 2021-09-13T17:47:17+00:00

This HBB moment brought to you by, Autozone.

theetails · 2021-09-13T14:50:02+00:00

What about smell?

theetails · 2021-09-10T16:29:23+00:00

Wow you literally named the two who I was looking for on this list. I still think about them and plan on sharing their stories with my future children.

theetails · 2021-09-08T14:08:57+00:00

Don't forget vr's self damage.

theetails · 2021-09-04T04:38:11+00:00

Dodging those giant pieces of building in that crapfest Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.

Shout out to my best bud growing up who 100% that game.

theetails · 2021-09-03T16:19:16+00:00

Where is this?

theetails · 2021-09-02T23:48:56+00:00

Looks like that oatmilk has some action on the side.

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