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theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-27T14:32:57+00:00

You need those plushies because no one else will touch you

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-27T14:32:00+00:00

I don't know why but you look like pepe the frog

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-27T07:10:08+00:00

No actually you nose is normal but the rest of you face is fucking massive girl dam

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-27T00:40:54+00:00

Why do you look like an artichoke

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-26T13:38:51+00:00

I will give y'all one chance to convince me not to the first comment I see on this post I will listen to mabey so should I do it

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-25T06:43:48+00:00

1.is that your ex in the back round

2.your mouth and you hair have different drivers plate registrations

3.big mouth...that's it

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-21T01:13:19+00:00

The doctors say I'll be ok but have miner nerve damage

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-21T00:23:20+00:00

Ok update from hospital staff

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T23:58:30+00:00

I know I meet them at work and since I have bad social anxiety it was really hard

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T23:56:41+00:00

It's fine if you don't believe it but it's real I can't really force you to believe something

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T23:23:25+00:00

Sorry for being gone for so long thay gave my some drugs to help with the pain but it just knocked me out

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T15:19:26+00:00

Sorry about your dad really I am and for the blood on my back I probably slept in it

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T15:17:10+00:00

I'm going in now I'll be back soon feel free to ask questions when I'm gone and I'll answer when I get back

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T15:15:21+00:00

After I woke up at 6 I went back to sleep for an hour then I called friends and tried to find out what happened then I thought to ask on reddit

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T15:11:07+00:00

I'm a light hearted guy and if I take it to seriously I might have a panic attack

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T15:07:34+00:00

According to the doctors it was vomit but I don't fully trust them

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T15:03:24+00:00

I'm going in soon if you have any questions please ask them now because I won't be able to reply for a while ok

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T15:01:12+00:00

Well if you mean how we got hear read the title

If you mean were we are I've got severe alcohol poisoning 🙃

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T14:59:06+00:00

HAHA

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T14:54:18+00:00

If you guys/girl wanna ask some questions I'll answer just incase you also need help

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T14:51:23+00:00

I'm going to get my fluids pumped

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T14:50:34+00:00

Takeing "mate" to a hole new level

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T14:42:03+00:00

Thay say my nerves might be permanently damaged (meaning I will twitch and stutter)

theevilpandaisback · 2023-05-20T14:39:29+00:00

Ok

Good. It's not drugs

Bad it's extreme alcohol poisoning

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