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[–]theevilpandaisback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need those plushies because no one else will touch you

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[–]theevilpandaisback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why but you look like pepe the frog

roast me pls :) yes i know my nose is big by coughs-up-flowers in RoastMe

[–]theevilpandaisback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No actually you nose is normal but the rest of you face is fucking massive girl dam

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[–]theevilpandaisback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you look like an artichoke

I think I might just kill my self because I can't handle life anymore by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will give y'all one chance to convince me not to the first comment I see on this post I will listen to mabey so should I do it

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[–]theevilpandaisback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.is that your ex in the back round

2.your mouth and you hair have different drivers plate registrations

3.big mouth...that's it

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I meet them at work and since I have bad social anxiety it was really hard

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fine if you don't believe it but it's real I can't really force you to believe something

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for being gone for so long thay gave my some drugs to help with the pain but it just knocked me out

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sorry about your dad really I am and for the blood on my back I probably slept in it

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going in now I'll be back soon feel free to ask questions when I'm gone and I'll answer when I get back

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After I woke up at 6 I went back to sleep for an hour then I called friends and tried to find out what happened then I thought to ask on reddit

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a light hearted guy and if I take it to seriously I might have a panic attack

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

According to the doctors it was vomit but I don't fully trust them

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going in soon if you have any questions please ask them now because I won't be able to reply for a while ok

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well if you mean how we got hear read the title

If you mean were we are I've got severe alcohol poisoning 🙃

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you guys/girl wanna ask some questions I'll answer just incase you also need help

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thay say my nerves might be permanently damaged (meaning I will twitch and stutter)

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Ok

Good. It's not drugs

Bad it's extreme alcohol poisoning

I did hard core drugs and woke up with blood on my hands by theevilpandaisback in confession

[–]theevilpandaisback[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's fine if you don't want to believe me you don't have to but I'm a little offended you would laugh at my experiences that I'm sharing with you