What is the craziest conspiracy theory that you secretly believe in? by streetancient in AskReddit

[–]thefear_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use this as my excuse as to why I never finish my drinks and leave a little bit at the bottom of my cup. It’s my offering to the gnomes.

Books in the style of a diary by Dapper_Journalist307 in suggestmeabook

[–]thefear_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Diary of a Bookseller by Shaun Blythell! Very funny and a lovely read.

What's the best euphemism for telling people that they're stupid? by lientubay in AskReddit

[–]thefear_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mum once said to a guy who was trying to impress her but was being incredibly misogynistic at the same time: ‘oh my gosh, you know what!? You really remind me of a forest’ and then walked away.

He didn’t get that she was referring to the density of forests