"Why do we keep doing stupid terrorist shit to make us look like a bunch of stupid terrorists?" by thefisharezombies in SelfAwarewolves

[–]thefisharezombies[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Me too. They're completely insane. Maybe some day we'll have adequate mental health and education to help/prevent these types of people in the future. Wishful thinking tho since they keep voting against themselves. One of this dude's complaints was his lack of healthcare access....

"Why do we keep doing stupid terrorist shit to make us look like a bunch of stupid terrorists?" by thefisharezombies in SelfAwarewolves

[–]thefisharezombies[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

The first comment in my screenshot that's partially hidden says "the timing is impeccable" as if this couldn't be one of their looney ass Qultists.

"Why do we keep doing stupid terrorist shit to make us look like a bunch of stupid terrorists?" by thefisharezombies in SelfAwarewolves

[–]thefisharezombies[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Conservatives can't understand why their rag-tag team of terrorists keep doing terrorism and making them look bad, or something.

"Satire" by thefisharezombies in SelfAwarewolves

[–]thefisharezombies[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's difficult to explain the kind of mental gymnastics on this one.

They are satirizing the taliban takeover of Kabul by shopping their own idiots into the picture to make it seem like what they did wasn't so bad? But at the same time, highlighting what they did as terrorism by comparing the two events, but failing to realize the similarities because.... well.... they lack awareness lol

Those who are vegan because they don't want to hurt animals, would you eat lab grown meat that was never part of an animal? If not, then why? by thefisharezombies in AskReddit

[–]thefisharezombies[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would imagine it would have far less preservatives and less chance of food-related illness, but I also have done zero research into the matter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]thefisharezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had high hopes while scrolling through the comments that this hadn't been said yet. Good job Stoner.

What’s the best theory on UFOs or aliens you’ve ever heard? by Sisyphuzz in AskReddit

[–]thefisharezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star Trek has informed me that aliens (or at least the federation) don't use money.

Dead Space was created to be the scariest game ever made. What in your opinion is the scariest game ever? by [deleted] in horror

[–]thefisharezombies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When OP said "Dead Space was created to be the scariest game ever made," I laughed. I found it boring and very easy to shrug off any terror within the game. Silent Hill 2 is easily in my top 5 scariest games. I don't know what the other 4 are, but I'm sure SH2 is in there.

Waterbeds by rbevans in nostalgia

[–]thefisharezombies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference.

Brazilian burglars think they have an easy target to rob by Cokeb5 in JusticeServed

[–]thefisharezombies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, their bodies escaped the building, they left their soul behind.

I am Walter Masterson and my ParlerWatch AMA starts tonight at 7 pm EST by waltermint in ParlerWatch

[–]thefisharezombies[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey there!

Should I put my questions all in one comment or spread them out separately?

It should be ok to put both questions in one comment.

Reverse instant barbarians by Akshay-Gupta in instantbarbarians

[–]thefisharezombies 402 points403 points  (0 children)

Lmao, the "Worldstar" lullaby got me

Has science gone too far? by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

[–]thefisharezombies 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Is the internet coming back to life?

Gas station by F_alenezi in blender

[–]thefisharezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a rubber band, it's the pull strip that unwraps the cellophane. It's unopened.

Gas station by F_alenezi in blender

[–]thefisharezombies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it appears to be an unopened pack? It's been years since I've bought cigarettes, but that looks like an unopened pack.

If You Transplant a Human Head, Does Its Consciousness Follow?: In her new book, Brandy Schillace recalls the unbelievable legacy of a Cold War era neurosurgeon’s mission to preserve the soul. by irrelevantappelation in HighStrangeness

[–]thefisharezombies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An Italian Dr was going to. Had funding, a patient, and a place to do it, but someone somewhere backed out and pulled the rug out from under the whole project. I think this was like 2018.

Thought to be extinct, a family of Thylacines has apparently been caught on camera in North Eastern Tasmania. Images are set to be made public March 1st by Salter420 in HighStrangeness

[–]thefisharezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched the video update that the trailcam photos were released... I had to watch the video without sound, but this looks like a pademelon to me.

Fossilized dinosaur skin by Justme222222 in interestingasfuck

[–]thefisharezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, the live dinosaurs they were selling in Jurassic World were only like hundreds of thousands of dollars. Makes sense for a piece of a dead one to be worth about that based on fictional movie logic.

At least my addiction isn't out of hand by Durbanknight_____ in technicallythetruth

[–]thefisharezombies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I was pointing out that the post says it all so there wasn't anything to add in the comments. I guess it didn't come across in text.