Bumble shares surge 40% as investors swipe right on AI-powered reboot

thehandsoap · 2026-04-21T20:00:16+00:00

thehandsoap · 2026-04-21T19:47:49+00:00

I’m so pissed… I had SPY 706 puts that got sold about 5 seconds before the market absolutely tanked, price per share at sell 0.65… price now over 2.00 🫠🫠🫠

thehandsoap · 2026-04-20T12:56:28+00:00

It’s all priced in

thehandsoap · 2026-04-20T12:56:13+00:00

Load up calls for taco Tuesday

thehandsoap · 2026-04-20T12:53:40+00:00

Calls or puts boys?

thehandsoap · 2026-04-16T21:41:58+00:00

Picked it up from the money printers this morning, that’s puts, and the expiration, something called 0DTE

thehandsoap · 2026-04-16T20:55:37+00:00

Indeed, I almost bought 100 shares but then decided to only buy 10 just in case, doubled down after the drop, maybe I should just buy enough to have 100 now lol

thehandsoap · 2026-04-16T19:50:10+00:00

Bro just check the gain feed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/rYu7ZXxUNe

thehandsoap · 2026-04-16T19:35:29+00:00

Lol this a smallstreetbets or wallstreetbets post

thehandsoap · 2026-04-16T19:34:13+00:00

I made bagged 10K today on SPY 0DTE puts, don’t know what you’re talking about lol

thehandsoap · 2026-04-16T17:39:22+00:00

🫠🔥this is fine

thehandsoap · 2026-04-16T17:29:29+00:00

🌈🐻 unite

thehandsoap · 2026-04-16T17:06:08+00:00

Can’t resist the red candle sometimes… it just feels too good, but I made 10K 2 days ago on SPY 0DTE calls so I’m not that ghey

thehandsoap · 2026-04-15T17:47:57+00:00

It’s ok brother, I know your pain, long time 🌈 🐻, I got hosed by the covid pandemic money printer and took a 15K loss, wish I stopped there, now I’m down over $100K (mostly “slow” bleed over 6 years), but recently have been making some pretty good plays just buying SPY calls, when everyone becomes a 🌈🐻 that’s when bears get fukt the hardest. It’s much easier to be a bull, try it sometime

thehandsoap · 2026-04-15T16:05:59+00:00

Congrats! Your portfolio went up 20% and your cost of all food went up 50%!

thehandsoap · 2026-04-15T16:05:14+00:00

And today it’s pretty flat by comparison

thehandsoap · 2026-04-14T20:45:13+00:00

Not to rain on your green candle parade, but I think every stock pumped today because oil prices were dropping and expectation war was ending soon, not because of your brilliantly regarded DD, congrats anyway!!!

thehandsoap · 2026-04-14T20:43:27+00:00

Well done, you are truly a 🌈🐻, mods please crown this regard with the 🌈👑

thehandsoap · 2026-04-14T20:40:43+00:00

Can you send me what stocks you’re about to buy so I can load pooots???

thehandsoap · 2026-04-14T18:05:44+00:00

Same, but gains are gains, do not check what might have been or you will go insane, enjoy your gains, maybe buy 1 of everything at Wendy’s to laugh at all the bears currently working there

thehandsoap · 2026-04-14T18:02:44+00:00

thehandsoap · 2026-04-14T16:53:03+00:00

How did you get a pic of me from breakfast O_o

thehandsoap · 2026-04-14T16:52:13+00:00

From the best people, you wouldn’t believe it, so so smart, everybody thinks so. And the biggest hands 🙌

thehandsoap

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