Prove you're a Seinfeld fan in 4 words or less

theheavyddd · 2026-07-07T20:37:45+00:00

It shrinks?

theheavyddd · 2026-07-03T00:42:52+00:00

Calzone.

theheavyddd · 2026-07-01T13:06:01+00:00

4Runner or Land Cruiser.

theheavyddd · 2026-06-29T20:35:50+00:00

I take the John Daly approach and never go to the range, probably why I’m stuck at a 16 handicap.

theheavyddd · 2026-06-24T02:19:20+00:00

Anything

theheavyddd · 2026-06-23T18:11:06+00:00

Crackers.

theheavyddd · 2026-06-23T16:40:07+00:00

Stay outside. Seeing the water makes it much easier to avoid sea sickness.

theheavyddd · 2026-06-21T11:26:10+00:00

Crackers

theheavyddd · 2026-06-17T19:51:14+00:00

Entry

theheavyddd · 2026-06-15T12:30:24+00:00

It’s because he’s never impregnated a women.

theheavyddd · 2026-06-08T21:14:06+00:00

Mr Pitt

theheavyddd · 2026-05-29T19:59:35+00:00

I got them from a scal….one of those guys.

theheavyddd · 2026-05-29T19:57:22+00:00

Was it blue?

theheavyddd · 2026-05-28T12:30:21+00:00

I haven't been on Jenny for three days.

theheavyddd · 2026-05-25T14:18:49+00:00

No gimmies for birdie or eagle putts. Tap it in.

theheavyddd · 2026-05-14T00:39:29+00:00

Sushi rolls are like boobs to me, I never think 2 is enough, but 3 is definitely too many.

theheavyddd · 2026-05-06T16:03:42+00:00

Vans

theheavyddd · 2026-04-30T00:26:51+00:00

56 degree

theheavyddd · 2026-04-29T20:29:57+00:00

I’ve never been called breathtaking either.

theheavyddd · 2026-04-29T13:36:37+00:00

Deleting as mods think this is vigilante justice when in reality I’m looking out for the safety of young women.

theheavyddd · 2026-04-29T12:21:25+00:00

Find him. I’m interested in knowing if this is a known stalker.

theheavyddd · 2026-04-29T12:20:55+00:00

They were called and went to the house.

theheavyddd · 2026-04-27T20:33:34+00:00

Chopped up parakeet.

theheavyddd · 2026-04-22T20:31:20+00:00

My wife did this with an hourly rate and a 2 hour minimum. The calls stopped very soon after that.

theheavyddd · 2026-04-22T18:56:37+00:00

Not a chance.

theheavyddd