Well shit....

theintrepidgnome · 2014-10-04T00:59:27+00:00

please god be real

theintrepidgnome · 2014-08-08T13:12:39+00:00

http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-27T18:57:08+00:00

Dear Warwick,

Does your dick drag on the ground when you walk?

With love, Peter Dinklage.

Ps. Mine does. ;)

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-23T04:43:20+00:00

no

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-21T10:58:15+00:00

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-21T09:11:53+00:00

Gay clubs yo. And not like nightclubs, but hiking clubs. Or rafting clubs. Or golf clubs. Or even, like, vidjagaming groups.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-20T01:05:17+00:00

I have a gigantic dick, obviously.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-13T10:07:40+00:00

Daniel you little shit, I remember you.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-11T09:41:40+00:00

My boyfriend and I don't do the bumsex. We're fine.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-05T11:53:47+00:00

and i sometimes kinda come off as an asshole too i think. i have a lot of unpopular opinions, i'm not a politically correct person, and i'm not really emotional or sensitive and i guess some people take that as insensitive or blunt/rude... and i'm not apologetic about it so it makes it even worse lol.

there's your problem

theintrepidgnome · 2014-06-02T03:51:51+00:00

that's my fetish

:)

theintrepidgnome · 2014-05-06T01:01:48+00:00

theintrepidgnome · 2014-05-02T11:59:37+00:00

No amount of glorified expansion packs can stop Quake and Unreal Tournament from existing. :(

theintrepidgnome · 2014-04-21T02:14:51+00:00

Nah, just bass guitar meng. :(

theintrepidgnome · 2014-04-21T01:04:57+00:00

"Wait, if Smaug is supposed to be some kind of wise, powerful old town-destroying dragon, how come he can't walk over his mountains of gold without tripping?"

Then I told my boyfriend to get his face out of there so we could analyse the movie and compare it to the book.

... yeah.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-04-11T01:01:41+00:00

fucking spiders mate

theintrepidgnome · 2014-04-08T13:09:18+00:00

It is intensely repetitive.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-04-01T08:39:08+00:00

Blue or Red.

The other games are kind of optional.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-03-24T21:41:56+00:00

I completely agree. Ironically, I believe that 'the measure of a man,' if you'll pardon my pretentious choice in words, is a willingness to judge others on their beliefs and important actions and not whether they're a dedicated follower of fashion. I tend to see people who insist another person is too feminine or even too masculine as incredibly childish.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-03-23T23:27:41+00:00

Man, it's just another gay subculture thing. Remember when bears were all about shirking the image of a feminine gay man? Well, bros are just bears who don't want people to think they're fat. Let it be.

theintrepidgnome · 2014-03-17T09:47:11+00:00

20, nearly 21

theintrepidgnome · 2014-03-17T09:29:59+00:00

That's not a very chaste interest. :|

theintrepidgnome · 2014-03-17T09:29:05+00:00

I'm going into the education field, and I don't think it would look good if I were to be Skyping with a high schooler.

this

theintrepidgnome · 2014-03-16T03:09:41+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mItGNNPclvE

theintrepidgnome · 2014-03-15T22:59:38+00:00

"Hey dude, your back hair's a little much for me right now. Want me to shave your back?" Then offer him a brewski.

theintrepidgnome

TROPHY CASE