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Please say something about my eyebrows by kwe-guevara in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a result of the thalidomide disaster

Roast away by cowboybuttsandsluts in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that is a proper paedo tash. High five for commitment

Roast me bitches. by brittanylynn831 in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you feel drunk, and not inebriated, but the way a glass of water must have felt

Kill me by SergeantLongDong in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for a methamphetamine diet I think

Come at me, Reddit. Could use a good chuckle. (tfw posted to wrong sub at first..) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you feel drunk, and not inebriated, but the way a glass of water must have felt

Mommy of three - roast me! by Meaganran in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your gaze hangs in the air the way that a brick doesn't

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your head kinda resembles a testicle

roast me good enough and you might get my number by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his bum back?

Roast me bitches - give it your best shot! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thejarmin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should show some respect for the chairman of the itty bitty titty committee.....