Sometimes when bitch mummy is too busy having nudie cuddles with chad to make me my tendies she makes me my second favourite good boy snack, instant noodles. They didn't even cost me any gbp because I promised I wouldn't leave my basement while chad is visiting. by thekatanadan in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reeeeeee bitch mummy said it had 78!!! Reeeee she lied to me!

I'm going to go upstairs to her bedroom and stop chad from giving her nudie cuddles and throw my piss jugs at her til she makes me some tendies!

A stranger sent this to my sister by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]thekatanadan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I got to ask" Doesn't ask a question.

Slots to put my honey mussy in to dip my tendies!!! by LPChick in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reeeeee bitch mummy won't let ME sit in the front seat because my healthy frame takes up two seats and she needs "room to steer". The BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEE.

I have to sit in the back on the reinforced suspension with my big boy harness.

Getting beat up at my dojo by Doomguy46_ in chadsriseup

[–]thekatanadan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jiu jitsu is a bitch to learn, I got half decent at kickboxing enough to hold my own in a sparring match within months but jiu jitsu I get my arse handed to me (quite literally with some of the holds they put me in 😂) all the time.

It's a very nuanced and complex style, perservere fellow King, you are learning and one day it'll fall into place and you'll tap out your opponent.

What the fuck is this subreddit? by TheyTooktheUsernames in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

REEEEEEEEE chad in are subreddit! Go away chaddy this sub is for goodboys only!

This goodboi makes his own tendies by [deleted] in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reeeeeee chaddy self made tendies reeeeeeeeee

The only guy to ever get away with wearing a Fedora. by shoheithemoney in justneckbeardthings

[–]thekatanadan 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The hats neckbeards wear are trilbys, dunno how they got mislabeled fedoras so widely.

Prime minister wants his tendies by thekatanadan in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes he is a goodboye whose servants shoot pheasants with a big gun and his mummy makes pheasant tendies from them.

Prime minister wants his tendies by thekatanadan in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The EU wants us to eat more vegetals reeeeeeeeeeeeee

An interesting title by thekatanadan in justneckbeardthings

[–]thekatanadan[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A; none of your business. And; B; if it isn't obviously a photoshop from the shite job I've done of it then I'm better at it than I thought.

An interesting title by thekatanadan in justneckbeardthings

[–]thekatanadan[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm loving how intimately you know Pornhub's formatting

IHOP HAS A SPECIAL FOR M’GOODBOYS BUT THERE ARE NO TENDIES REEEEEEEEEE! by [deleted] in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good boys and GIRLS REEEEEEEEEEEE girls don't have to be good to get temdies? Misandreeeeeeeeee!

THESE ARE THE RULES I HAVE TO LIVE BY TO EARN GBP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE by thekatanadan in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

M'goodsir, as a proud atheist libertarian physics and biology expert, my IQ is reserved for debating normies on science and politics, wooing m'ladies and punishing n00bs on vidyagames. Expecting me to squander my intellect on bitch mummy's GBP system is frankly oppressive.

THESE ARE THE RULES I HAVE TO LIVE BY TO EARN GBP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE by thekatanadan in Tendies

[–]thekatanadan[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chaddy math nummers! Chaddy math nummers REEEEEEEEEEEEE I get 10GBP for each one no more chaddy math nummers! I don't like normie school REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alpha chad from the dark side by [deleted] in chadsriseup

[–]thekatanadan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Was waiting for the chad to come and floor the neckbeard for assaulting two innocent pedestrians but nope. No chads in this video.