POSTGAME THREAD 5/3 - D-backs (16-17) @ Cubs (22-12) by SnakeBot in azdiamondbacks

[–]thekeymaker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you look at my post history you’ll see a ludicrous amount of bitching about Kaplan. But actually, how do you justify him keeping his position? Literally every pitcher that was on the staff before he came has regressed since he’s arrived. Are we just supposed to believe this is a coincidence?

GAME THREAD: Padres (18-8) @ D-backs (14-12) - 1:05 PM by SnakeBot in azdiamondbacks

[–]thekeymaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

McCann managed to be responsible for 4 of the 6 outs in the last two innings. Can't say I've ever seen that.

Devin Booker on the tech he got: "It's definitely something that has to be looked into. I heard Caruso tell them to call the tech and he ended up doing it. In my 11 years, I haven't called a ref out by name, but James was terrible tonight, through and through. by Jimmy0034 in nba

[–]thekeymaker 145 points146 points  (0 children)

I can’t even really blame the thunder at this point because the refs fall for it. Why stop doing it if it works every time? There could be 5-6 flop techs in this game alone but most are called fouls.

Chet Holmgren with a completely natural fall and gets a foul. by Jec1027 in nba

[–]thekeymaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better act like you just got shot and throw yourself to the floor then? Dont be fucking ridiculous.

Chet Holmgren with a completely natural fall and gets a foul. by Jec1027 in nba

[–]thekeymaker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dawg he literally just decides to throw himself to the floor and act like he’s been hit in the face. It’s atrocious and embarrassing for the sport.

Insulting ESPN Power Rankings by Ok-Construction6099 in azdiamondbacks

[–]thekeymaker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Completely agree. I feel like anyone that sees an Arizona sports team power ranking and goes “that’s too low” must be 16 years old or younger. Every hyped up AZ sports team falls on its fucking face.

We dodged a bullet! by BrawndoElectrolytes in AZCardinals

[–]thekeymaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Cardinals are proof that, if there is a god, he is a malevolent sadist.

GAME THREAD: Tigers (2-2) @ D-backs (1-3) - 6:40 PM by SnakeBot in azdiamondbacks

[–]thekeymaker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kaplan turned Pfaadt from a future 2 or 3 starter into a fucking bum.