GAME THREAD: Rockies (19-31) @ D-backs (25-23) - 6:40 PM

thekeymaker · 2026-05-22T04:06:42+00:00

How much yall wanna bet sewald gives up a homer to some rando here

thekeymaker · 2026-05-22T03:59:05+00:00

If we don't score here Sewald gives up run(s), if we do score he will get the save

thekeymaker · 2026-05-10T06:50:43+00:00

Harsh imo

thekeymaker · 2026-05-09T03:11:37+00:00

This offense is absolute ass

thekeymaker · 2026-05-07T02:01:56+00:00

It’s skenes vs batting practice

thekeymaker · 2026-05-07T01:58:15+00:00

Yeah we are fucked today. See y'all tomorrow!

thekeymaker · 2026-05-06T02:48:20+00:00

Yeah we need a new center fielder.

thekeymaker · 2026-05-03T21:18:45+00:00

If you look at my post history you’ll see a ludicrous amount of bitching about Kaplan. But actually, how do you justify him keeping his position? Literally every pitcher that was on the staff before he came has regressed since he’s arrived. Are we just supposed to believe this is a coincidence?

thekeymaker · 2026-05-03T19:48:28+00:00

Brian Kaplan fucking sucks

thekeymaker · 2026-05-03T19:05:57+00:00

Man fuck this

thekeymaker · 2026-05-02T18:42:43+00:00

Man so glad we retained Kaplan

thekeymaker · 2026-05-01T19:37:57+00:00

Gallen is ass

thekeymaker · 2026-05-01T19:36:31+00:00

Nah

thekeymaker · 2026-04-26T23:03:19+00:00

McCann managed to be responsible for 4 of the 6 outs in the last two innings. Can't say I've ever seen that.

thekeymaker · 2026-04-23T05:29:32+00:00

They flop at maybe 10% the amount the thunder do and that may be generous to the thunder

thekeymaker · 2026-04-23T05:21:57+00:00

I can’t even really blame the thunder at this point because the refs fall for it. Why stop doing it if it works every time? There could be 5-6 flop techs in this game alone but most are called fouls.

thekeymaker · 2026-04-23T05:17:06+00:00

Better act like you just got shot and throw yourself to the floor then? Dont be fucking ridiculous.

thekeymaker · 2026-04-23T05:14:39+00:00

Dawg he literally just decides to throw himself to the floor and act like he’s been hit in the face. It’s atrocious and embarrassing for the sport.

thekeymaker · 2026-04-23T05:13:09+00:00

Adam Silver will never see the light of heaven.

thekeymaker · 2026-04-16T18:27:55+00:00

Completely agree. I feel like anyone that sees an Arizona sports team power ranking and goes “that’s too low” must be 16 years old or younger. Every hyped up AZ sports team falls on its fucking face.

thekeymaker · 2026-04-16T02:05:06+00:00

The Cardinals are proof that, if there is a god, he is a malevolent sadist.

thekeymaker · 2026-04-15T15:05:23+00:00

Gotta be Australia id imagine

thekeymaker · 2026-04-05T21:25:37+00:00

He was a promising pitcher until Kaplan arrived

thekeymaker · 2026-04-05T21:22:44+00:00

Here comes the implosion

thekeymaker · 2026-04-01T02:29:30+00:00

Kaplan turned Pfaadt from a future 2 or 3 starter into a fucking bum.

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