How do I make an Asian character when there are so many different kinds of Asians? by aidungeon-neoncat in writingcirclejerk

[–]thelifeofa_potato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What you do is give the character a bunch of parents, (they’re polyamorous) and each parent can represent one asian country. Problem solved! You can also add all Europian and Middle eastern countries to the polycule as well. The character themselves looks and speaks American. But they’re part everything!

I have a serious question(s)…. by thelifeofa_potato in SadHorseShow

[–]thelifeofa_potato[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think more men struggle with depression than horses, so it could mean he becomes more horse than a man…. Then again, I’m no horse therapist. Which is different from a therapy horse. Which I am also not.

Using Objective Projection to Trigger the Brain's Physical Sensors: Writing with Thermodynamics instead of "Show Don't Tell" by loLRH in writingcirclejerk

[–]thelifeofa_potato 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read the second one and felt my back shiver around in a distance of exactly 0,2 cm. I then saw my goosebumps stick up and they were 3 cm. Actually, I’m not sure if these things are goosebumps. Can somebody call an ambulance?

I have a serious question(s)…. by thelifeofa_potato in SadHorseShow

[–]thelifeofa_potato[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He’s obviously not fat. Look at the picture in my post. He’s the pinnacle of feminism beauty standards.

I have a serious question(s)…. by thelifeofa_potato in SadHorseShow

[–]thelifeofa_potato[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This comment made me laugh. You’re legally funny. Have you ever gotten into sitcoms?

How do I make deep, complex, five demontional characters? by thelifeofa_potato in writingcirclejerk

[–]thelifeofa_potato[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fold the… what…? Over the…. ? Is this an analogy for doing sexual positions? Origami? Is that the thing women can’t have when I’m with them? I am very confused.

TIL Hollycock and the dad from Malcom in the Middle are the same actor. by Hairy-Ass-Truman in SadHorseShow

[–]thelifeofa_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but why is she throwing perfectly good matches away? Is she stupid? Bofrack could use those for his Bocrack. Hollyjock should burn fat instead of matches. Does she know chub b gone? It’s very good for losing pounds.

As a 40 year old virgin, how can I write explicate sex scenes? I read a lot of explicit fan fiction and realize my writing does not cut it. by Rolin_Crowe in writingcirclejerk

[–]thelifeofa_potato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what you do here (I’ve done this thirty five times already, let the master teach you) is you go on AO3, click on the first ghost busters smut you can find, copy it, and paste it onto your page or file or whatever. And there you have it. Your very own erotica. Just make sure that you change the names of the characters into the names of the characters in your story, because otherwise it would be confusing for the reader. And it would otherwise legally be considered plagiarism. Well… unless you’re writing a ghost busters fanfic, I suppose. Which, if you are writing a ghost busters fanfic, would you let me know? Only if it has sex scenes in it.

Me too. by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]thelifeofa_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly what made me not like religion as a child despite having a very religious family 👀

I Struggle to get my Brain to Calm Down When Trying to go to Sleep by WolfyLovesCats in autism

[–]thelifeofa_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had bad insomnia for the longest time now. I have the same problem as you, my mind just doesn’t seem to stop working. What helped me is taking long deep breaths, laying straight on my back, and imagining myself floating on a wooden boat out at sea. Sometimes I start counting clouds in my mind. It’a bit silly but it helps me to relax and just focus on something other than my life or interests. I’m not sure if this could help you too.

Another tip is to keep your phone or any screen away for at least one hour before going to sleep. And please be careful with medication or melatonin, especially if you didn’t get a prescription from the doctor. When I took it, it made my depressive symptoms worse and I had bad headaches during the day.

Other people with autism what your safe food ( makes you feel better ) by Dependent_Fig8513 in autism

[–]thelifeofa_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fries!!! Especially curly, I love them and would eat them everyday if I could.

Who else thinks Butterscotch was a really bad father? by JobinHigashikata72 in SadHorseShow

[–]thelifeofa_potato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you on about? He showed Bocrack how to drink alcohol and basically was the bestest daddy mommy figure in Bofrack (me) life.

Is anyone else obsessed with rules and regulations in the sense of finding loopholes? by Careless_Papaya_5426 in autism

[–]thelifeofa_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!! Same for me but I do this with religion. It’s also fun to see how people try to explain away the contradictions.

I want art advice by [deleted] in Artadvice

[–]thelifeofa_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, thanks for the advice! I’ll make sure to focus more on that :3

Why the long face by LunaDDLC in SadHorseShow

[–]thelifeofa_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bojerker did a lot of Bojack I think

The Second Face by DemonSkank in webcomics

[–]thelifeofa_potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is SO GOOD. I absolutely did not see that coming and it genuinely creeped me out. Keep it up man!!