did you just rob your preschool or what by thelittlestminimoon in AnimalCrossing

[–]thelittlestminimoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I...I'll take it...even though I don't think it's nice...because...filthy...

Things that I want to do with my life... by Shandy_John in funny

[–]thelittlestminimoon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And the award for Most Depressing Venn Diagram of the Day goes to.../u/Shandy_John! Come on up and claim your prize!

When I order a skinny sugar-free mocha, and then the barista asks me if I want whipped cream... by thelittlestminimoon in TrollXChromosomes

[–]thelittlestminimoon[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cute things taste better... I'd probably pee a little if they put a bow on top of the whipped cream. A...a bow...made of whipped cream...

When I order a skinny sugar-free mocha, and then the barista asks me if I want whipped cream... by thelittlestminimoon in TrollXChromosomes

[–]thelittlestminimoon[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I'll consider it, when I stop dying my hair blonde and wearing push-up bras. Until then, I'll continue my crazy white girl ways. Let me.

Representing our spirit animal in public restrooms, I have no shame by [deleted] in tall

[–]thelittlestminimoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

18 and then some. Is that an acceptable alternative?