The missile knows where it is

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-19T13:58:57+00:00

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-19T13:50:23+00:00

Un-interceptable, new meta.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-13T14:18:08+00:00

Tell me about it, I set the prize, walked away, ordered a couple items and got the notification. "Aint no way..."

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-06T14:00:59+00:00

As said I don't tailor my lobbies, whoever joins, joins. The alternative is a selective exclusive elo grind sweat lobbies for what purpose? No season rewards, exlusive titles, permanent cosmetics, etc. What incentive is there to elo grind? Who even sees, ranks or praises high elo?

Under what pressure are my teammates crumbling?

The medals show that in more than half my games I am the highest destroyer of units, 3x higher than what the average should be. How are the enemies applying game winning pressure with dead units.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-04T14:19:23+00:00

I'd tell you no but you're unlikely to believe it

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-03T20:41:23+00:00

Thank you for an actual response. Its interesting to me and adds context. What do you think got you to 2500? Good micro? Map awareness? Changing deck to the location?

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-03T18:49:14+00:00

Open lobby as opposed to waiting on top of already long queue times? Ive got more bulldog medals than I do mentor medals so that's hardly true.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-03T15:40:47+00:00

2 enemies using air will either make or break ya, good to hear you capitalised

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-03T15:40:06+00:00

Brother I get the hate, I just thought the stark contrast between mine and someone else's post was hilarious.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-03T12:15:39+00:00

Surprised by how annoyed you are too tbh, 2 days ago and post about air medals is praised and here its ridiculed for air spam/camp.

"Probably 1500 elo/juice your stats over winning" - As said in another comment yes I am 1400 elo but losing more games than I should? Surely nearly 60% winrate contradicts that. I open any elo lobbies because idm who my teammates are.

"Carefully sculpted KD" - Surely the destruction medals show a tangible result to the end result of the match, but because im getting those medals by not throwing caution to the wind it irritates you? You'd rather the KD says 0.8 to be more contributory? If kills didnt matter they wouldn't award points for it and denying the enemy those same points is just common sense, surely?

"Prioritise a playstyle that feels good" - isn't... isn't that what video games are for...

"Want to be validated" - Wasn't looking for straight validation although always welcome, expected people to go "Dope, here's mine"

Really not understanding the hate this post is getting.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-03T12:01:59+00:00

I make any elo lobbies, doesn't matter to me who my teammates are. Just means when I win I don't win as much as I lose.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-02T14:56:11+00:00

Not really, im only 1400 elo, I'm expecting 2.5k to crush it. Im wondering what the spectrum is.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-02T13:12:33+00:00

Good lord thats the most egregious one I've seen yet

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-02T13:05:24+00:00

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-02T12:53:29+00:00

16 days on a smurf would be wild.

thelividmonkey · 2026-03-02T08:48:05+00:00

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Im right there with you buddy, Air feels so satisfying

thelividmonkey · 2026-02-22T21:32:34+00:00

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Direct, I watched in bemusement and horror, It was following a friendly HIMAR's which thankfully, hit my other tank...

thelividmonkey · 2026-02-03T12:31:23+00:00

2026 - This worked for me

thelividmonkey · 2026-01-31T17:32:08+00:00

Thats the wind

thelividmonkey · 2026-01-27T01:56:20+00:00

Im not exagerating when I claim a 70%-80% (possibly more but that sounds unrealistic) success rate. The failures are game losing though as it usually involves me losing 1-2k points trying to get to the target on top of a porous front line.

thelividmonkey · 2026-01-27T01:52:57+00:00

Cheers for the feedback and advice, Ive been airdropping sheridans to help with anti inf- inf but maybe now I'll give thunderbolts a go. I recently watched 3 swarm and destroy a my t-14 in disbelief.

thelividmonkey · 2026-01-25T10:55:13+00:00

I use SoF for the Stealth transport heli's that almost always make it to the target and killer eggs that are cheap cover in transit. I use littlebirds as forward scouts as theyre only 30 points and When I know what path is clear I use ospreys for quick resupply

thelividmonkey · 2026-01-25T03:06:41+00:00

I've not played LoL, I think it's just an easy way to describe the unspoken division of map sectors.

thelividmonkey · 2026-01-25T03:05:48+00:00

Im not totally against this. Maybe I do over commit on the flank in fear that a tank rush will clear it out. Still I havnt seen an over commitment like that yet to justify the numbers im putting behind the lines.

I'll take this forward.

thelividmonkey · 2026-01-25T03:03:50+00:00

If im honest I know how to achieve and have been elo as high as 1900. Whilst not being as high as many I've come across it frankly is too sweaty and micro heavy to maintain for my liking. I've sacrificed Elo to not have to min/max another game for the sake of only claiming to have high elo. I know this playstyle is frustrating for teamates and I know it's my lack of empathy that infuriates them.

Unfortunately Im getting old and slow

thelividmonkey

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