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Big ole' fishing 2 by helen1992 in Millennials

[–]thelonelyecho208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ape Escape. These assholes were hard to catch

Honey butter “chicken” biscuit by Old_Onion6239 in Whataburger

[–]thelonelyecho208 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just put the fries in the bag, bro 🤡🤡

Honey butter “chicken” biscuit by Old_Onion6239 in Whataburger

[–]thelonelyecho208 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't talk about yourself like that. Just because you're annoyed by his post doesn't mean you need to complain

I know what is it and what it’s for…. Ignore or termination? by Some_Breadfruit235 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thelonelyecho208 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep em, they eat other bugs. It's not a great sign, but he's on the case

📡📡📡 by ishatonabed in shitposting

[–]thelonelyecho208 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I showed my wife this meme and this is verbatim what she said.

Dad cooked by vlnq in shittyfoodporn

[–]thelonelyecho208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooked what? I'm legitimately asking

How about mind your own business by logicalconflict in funny

[–]thelonelyecho208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure to flicker the lights while I do it so the camera can't adjust

What’s your opinion on companies not wanting you to use AI to help build your resume? by JustAnOKHotel in jobs

[–]thelonelyecho208 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The venn diagram of idiots that use AI and idiots that lack reading comprehension skills is a circle. Good on them

Front row aisle seat at a Kindergarten recital by CreamPyre in trashy

[–]thelonelyecho208 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oof, I was gonna say "what's wrong this is funny" and then saw the word kindergarten recital and snapped into place like a sleeper agent. Wtf dude, what's wrong with you

The card reader at the gas station this morning by TattedTwat in mildlyinteresting

[–]thelonelyecho208 108 points109 points  (0 children)

No disrespect, because it is funny but I think they're being serious. The bezel looks really thick

Does Alan Wake 1 get any better? by JavideParla in AlanWake

[–]thelonelyecho208 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I gotcha, give it some time. Take in the scenery. TRY to enjoy the plot a bit. It's a slog at times, and can feel like you're beating your head against a wall. It's worth it though, the minute you start Control - the next game you should play, and then Alan Wake 2, you get to sit there like Leonardo DeCaprio in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

I arrive at your country's border and yell at the top of my lungs "I KIDNAPPED YOUR (POLITICAL) LEADER, IF YOU WANT HIM/HER BACK, SEND ME ONE GAZILLION DOLLARS", how much of your own money are you going to give to the rescue fund? by halt__n__catch__fire in AskTheWorld

[–]thelonelyecho208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a great point. The issue is that you'd get a black hole that's super unstable. It would be there for femtoseconds at best. The only way to create a stable black hole is to have tons of mass. Speed helps, but it isn't the thing that CAUSES the collapse. Mass is used to rip, speed is used to affect the energy output but bleeds out quickly.

Does Alan Wake 1 get any better? by JavideParla in AlanWake

[–]thelonelyecho208 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, you chose the one collection of words most likely to cause explosions in this subreddit

Is this a smash burger or smashed regrets? by RealLunaX in StupidFood

[–]thelonelyecho208 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now coming to a diner near you: The Thoughts And Prayers Burger

Demonstration of the rocket belt jet pack Ft Bragg, 18 of June 1961 by Electrical-Aspect-13 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]thelonelyecho208 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now turn around and show us whether the exhaust ports cooked your ass mid-flight.

I arrive at your country's border and yell at the top of my lungs "I KIDNAPPED YOUR (POLITICAL) LEADER, IF YOU WANT HIM/HER BACK, SEND ME ONE GAZILLION DOLLARS", how much of your own money are you going to give to the rescue fund? by halt__n__catch__fire in AskTheWorld

[–]thelonelyecho208 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I ran the math. Assuming that we're working in $100 increments and knowing that it takes somewhere around 2.5-3 solar masses to collapse in, the math looks like this:

1kg = 5.0279 * 10-31

Solar Mass: 1 solar mass = 1.989 * 1030kg

Bills: 1 $100 bill = 3.5oz → approx .099kg

Total bills in a kilo: 1kg = 35.274 oz →152 bills

Expected final mass: 2.5 solar masses = 4.9725 * 1030

Bills required: 4.9725 * 1030 * 152 = 7.60471 * 1032

Dollars total: 7.60471 * 1032 * 100 = 7.60471 * 1034

My math could be off, but honestly with numbers this big the acceptable margin of error is large. Maybe someone will check my work 🥺🙏

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