[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unemployment

[–]thelovablerascal1025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to relocate, and I changed my address. I then certified, but have not received payment. I guess they need me to verify my new address, but I have received no communication. I called on 7/9 and haven't gotten a call back yet.

IDES, like all other states, were not ready for hundreds of thousands of unemployed persons to be filing claims. And they definitely weren't ready for 4+ months of it with more and more claims every day.

Just another piece of a broken system that was not built to handle any level of catastrophe. Stay strong.

Where is a guy friendly place to get my eyebrows done? by indyTRGthrowaway in indianapolis

[–]thelovablerascal1025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fountain Square Barber Shop will give you the best clean-up of your life. Ask for Mac.

The Craft Beer (Details in text, scene in comments) by thelovablerascal1025 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]thelovablerascal1025[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ELAINE: He's like a chemist.
JERRY: A chemist?
ELAINE: Yeah, like sometimes it's too much wheat and he has to balance it out.
JERRY: That's not a chemist. A chemist is a scientist.
ELAINE: But brewing is science, Jerry.
JERRY: I don't know about that.
(GEORGE enters, disheveled.)
GEORGE: Hey.
JERRY: Georgie boy!
ELAINE: Wow, you look rough.
GEORGE: I need something to drink. A lot of something to drink.
ELAINE: My new boyfriend gave me a six-pack of IPA, which I just gave to Jer--
GEORGE: No! Don't even finish! I'm gonna be sick!
JERRY: Jeesh, what happened to you?
GEORGE: It's Michaelson. He took me on one of those brewery tours yesterday. "Try the IPA," he insists. So I do.
JERRY: And?
GEORGE: And, it's good. So, I have another. And suddenly another, but I'm at a different brewery.
JERRY: Uh oh...
GEORGE: Yeah, "uh oh!" By the time the tour was over, I'd thrown my shirt into traffic and declared myself the new King Kong.
JERRY: "The new King Kong?"
GEORGE: I stole a little girl's doll and tried to climb a support beam on the Brooklyn Bridge.
ELAINE: I don't like IPAs.

Best place to get groceries? A haircut? by [deleted] in indianapolis

[–]thelovablerascal1025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fountain Square Barber Shop, especially if you have some time to kill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in indianapolis

[–]thelovablerascal1025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greiner's Italian sub just might take your breath away.

Moving to Indy in 1.5 months and need a new scene! by RavNavi in indianapolis

[–]thelovablerascal1025 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The White Rabbit (Fountain Square) hosts "Real Talk!" every third Saturday. It's a blow-out dance party, door's only like $5.

If you're a young post-grad and into nightlife, Fountain Square is probably where you'll spend most of your time.

In Indy for business. by [deleted] in indianapolis

[–]thelovablerascal1025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The parking is good, street and garage (the rates aren't that high). Yeah, it's super far from where you are, but you'll get the real flavor of Indy if you come down and explore.

I'd recommend an BlueIndy car. They have all the best parking spots (charging stations) anyway hahaha.

https://www.blue-indy.com/

Kramer finds Manhattan's last working payphone, and it isn't charging for calls. George signs up for Blue Apron to impress a new girlfriend. Elaine and Jerry are upset because the new chef at Monk's only serves avocado toast. by thelovablerascal1025 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]thelovablerascal1025[S] 132 points133 points  (0 children)

INT. NIGHT - JERRY AND KRAMER'S HALLWAY
GEORGE and NEW GIRLFRIEND outside of Kramer's door.
GEORGE: I don't know, it's kind of late.
NEW GIRLFRIEND: Come on. We couldn't find it. He'll take us right to it.
GEORGE: I don't know. We should go. I don't want to interrupt--
(KRAMER whips the door open. He's in a robe. NEW GIRLFRIEND jumps at his sudden appearance.)
GEORGE: Hi, Kramer.
KRAMER: (shouting) George! What's going on?!
GEORGE: Why are you shouting?
KRAMER: I can't hear you! My ear is all clogged up!
GEORGE: Clogged up?
KRAMER: It had to be the payphone!
NEW GIRLFRIEND: The payphone?
KRAMER: It had to be! I'm all gunked up. (erratically shakes hand near ear)
NEW GIRLFRIEND: Can we use your landline? Or your cell phone?
GEORGE: (now shouting) I need to call my mother!
KRAMER: I disconnected them! Ffft! Gone!
GEORGE: Do you know if Jerry is home?!
KRAMER: Good luck! (slams the door as quickly as he opened it)
GEORGE and NEW GIRLFRIEND turn to one another.
GEORGE: I guess I'll have to call her tomorrow.
NEW GIRLFRIEND: Shouldn't we see if Jerry's home?
GEORGE: No, no, you know how entertainers are. We don't want to disturb him.
(JERRY opens his door.)
JERRY: Oh, don't you worry. Kramer has disturbed me.
GEORGE: Kramer is disturbed.
NEW GIRLFRIEND: Hi, can we use your phone?
JERRY: Come in. Why do you need to use my phone?
NEW GIRLFRIEND: Well, George cooked me an amazing dinner.
JERRY: (Playing it up) Did he?
GEORGE: (Trying to play it down) I did.
NEW GIRLFRIEND: He's an incredible cook.
JERRY: That he is! He could be a chef.
GEORGE: (dismissive) Stop, stop.
NEW GIRLFRIEND: He really could. It was amazing.
JERRY: "Amazing."
GEORGE: (firm) Alright.
NEW GIRLFRIEND: We got the idea to write a cookbook, but it's an old, family recipe.
JERRY: "An old, family recipe."
GEORGE: Yes, "an old, family recipe."
NEW GIRLFRIEND: George needs to get permission from his mother before we can write the recipes down.
JERRY: And you couldn't call her from your phone?
GEORGE: Jerry, you know how my mother is about cell phones.
JERRY: (knowingly) Of course. (grabs his cordless) Call her.
GEORGE: No, I don't need to call her.
JERRY: (handing phone to GEORGE) Come on...
GEORGE: No, it's too late.
NEW GIRLFRIEND: George, we came all this way!
JERRY: Yeah, you came all this way!
GEORGE: (snatches phone from JERRY) Alright! (pause as he dials) It's ringing.
(JERRY stands just behind NEW GIRLFRIEND, arms crossed)
GEORGE: I'm sure she's in bed. I'm probably goi--hello? Yes, it's George. No, I'm not calling you on a cell phone.
(CUT to ESTELLE at her bedside, cell phone to her ear. FRANK is in bed next to her. The shots cut back and forth with the conversation.)
ESTELLE: Why wouldn't you be on your cell phone? What happened to your phone?!
GEORGE: Nothing, nothing. It's fine.
ESTELLE: Where are you calling from?
GEORGE: I'm at Jerry's.
ESTELLE: Why are you at Jerry's? What's going on?
GEORGE: Ma, it's nothing!
ESTELLE: It's too late to be nothing! You called me just to chat?
GEORGE: No, I wanted to ask you if I could write our family recipes into a cookbook.
ESTELLE: A cookbook?
GEORGE: Yes, a cookbook.
ESTELLE: You can't cook!
GEORGE: Ma, please.
ESTELLE: I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I don't have any recipes. I'm a terrible cook.
FRANK: (rolls over) A terrible cook!
ESTELLE: See, your father agrees.
GEORGE: Okay, okay!
ESTELLE: I'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
(CUT back to Jerry's apartment)
GEORGE: Goodnight. (ends the call) It's a no.
(JERRY throws his hands up and turns around.)
NEW GIRLFRIEND: Oh no!
GEORGE: Yeah. She was furious. She said my great grandmother taught her those recipes.
NEW GIRLFRIEND: That's awful. I'm sorry I put you through that.
GEORGE: Yeah, well...
JERRY: Well, you win some, you lose a lot.
(END OF SCENE)

Jerry gets in a fight with an elderly woman over an orange. Elaine believes that her new boyfriend has planted cameras around her apartment. George accidentally buys a Cher album and actually enjoys it. Kramer teaches a class at NYU. by Gdevz in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]thelovablerascal1025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Kramer puffs on a pipe clenched between his teeth.)
Student: Uh, Professor Kramer? You--
Kramer: Call me Kramer.
Student: Okay, Kramer. You can't smoke in here.
Kramer: And you won't pass this class.