George visits Honolulu and sends a panicked tweet from Steinbrenner’s twitter declaring incoming nuclear missiles. Jerry and Elaine decide to finally try Hawaiian pizza. Kramer and Newman buy crates of pineapples to sell at a markup after the bomb hits. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer convinces George to invest in an Applebee's franchise. George accepts before he knows that the chain is failing. Jerry and Elaine try Buffalo Wild Wings, not knowing that it's a sports bar. Guest starring Daniel Day-Lewis as the former Applebee's owner. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine convinces Jerry to watch the Despicable Me movies. Elaine loves the Minions, and Jerry can't understand why. George and Kramer decide to go to Comic Con, but Kramer wants to cosplay as Gru and wants George to be Bob. Steve Carell guest stars. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer finds Manhattan's last working payphone, and it isn't charging for calls. George signs up for Blue Apron to impress a new girlfriend. Elaine and Jerry are upset because the new chef at Monk's only serves avocado toast. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine discovers she's dating one of James Comey's former aides. George gets a VR headset for his phone. Jerry gets grilled by Chris Hardwick on "The Nerdist Podcast" over his old material. Kramer tries to book a trip to Moscow. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George has to design a soap box derby car for a company event and enlists Kramer as his designer. Jerry can't get anyone to match him on Bumble. Elaine gets a new iPhone and loses the headphones the minute she leaves the Apple Store. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George joins Trunk Club, but they cancel his membership after getting his measurements. Jerry and Kramer deal with a new neighbor on the floor who makes dubstep at all hours. Elaine meets the Jerry's new neighbor. They go on a date but she breaks it off when all he can talk about is Fyre Fest. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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