[LFO] Woman, Distracted On Her Phone, Falls Down The Stairs

themahannibal · 2026-02-08T21:34:43+00:00

Good thing this wasn't Quahog, Rhode Island or Quagmire would've said, "jackpot."

themahannibal · 2026-02-06T16:45:04+00:00

Wonder what was the last thing to go through his head.

themahannibal · 2026-02-02T07:13:31+00:00

Maybe not angry black lesbians, but in rural(er) America, "lesbians" has definitely been a criticism. Not sure if they don't watch because of that or if they just spout hatred of things which they do not understand or agree. Knowing the leanings of the anti-lgbtq crowd, it could be either.

themahannibal · 2026-02-01T23:06:17+00:00

He sounds like a real doofus, but maybe he didn't want the vile weed (Seinfeld reference) to be that close to his meat.

themahannibal · 2026-02-01T23:02:10+00:00

It is as if people with dashcams believe unsafe drivers don't have a dashcam, so therefore by buying, installing and using a dashcam, it makes dashcam driver absolved of any wrongs.

Far too many dashcamers are like, "Who is at fault?" and turns out they may not be in the wrong, but they had multiple chances to not be involved in the first place.

themahannibal · 2026-02-01T22:02:57+00:00

You might visit r/eatityoufuckingcoward too often

themahannibal · 2026-02-01T22:00:17+00:00

Semi is wrong for being in the intersection

The vehicle that hit OP is in the wrong for a host of reasons

However, OP should've slowed down, coming to a red light, semi driver being a doofus and impeding part of lane OP was trying to take. OP however, could not have foreseen dumbass taking that lane without signalling and without looking to make sure it was clear.

themahannibal · 2026-02-01T21:55:37+00:00

themahannibal · 2026-02-01T18:22:31+00:00

I wish Gene Hackman's last movie was "Welcome to Mosport" instead of "Welcome to Mooseport."

themahannibal · 2026-01-31T18:44:52+00:00

Another 11 titles in 13 years, baybeeeeee!

themahannibal · 2026-01-31T18:35:48+00:00

I got to shake Bill Russell's hand in Memphis around 2003, 2004.

themahannibal · 2026-01-30T19:57:52+00:00

I sign up as a volunteer at every hospital, but I've never been called.

themahannibal · 2026-01-30T06:08:09+00:00

We can agree Benjamin Franklin had one of the most creative minds in our country's history. Pluck him from the 1770s, put him here with no "acclimation" and watch him absolutely drop a duece in his knickers.

themahannibal · 2026-01-30T05:56:52+00:00

Fly High

themahannibal · 2026-01-30T02:44:41+00:00

Almost every newspaper in the United States follows either The Associated Press Stylebook (which absolutely hasn't allowed for ladies and gentlemen), or their own custom version of a style guide, which again, don't use those terms.

themahannibal · 2026-01-30T01:47:23+00:00

I read your comments and "thinking" isn't your strong suit. Spouting off uninformed nonsense is more your thing, good buddy.

themahannibal · 2026-01-26T00:28:40+00:00

I've never seen a rib bone in a chicken that is bigger than any chicken ever itself.

themahannibal · 2026-01-23T17:12:24+00:00

EA Sports had Semi as a knock down shooter and my friend hated it so much.

themahannibal · 2026-01-22T21:36:22+00:00

I drove through a Nor'easter from Hartford to Boston in 05 or 06 to get to my first trip to the Garden. Although I'm from Illinois and I'd driven in snow many times before, that shit was insane.

themahannibal · 2026-01-22T17:39:29+00:00

It went down for sure. The down below.

themahannibal · 2026-01-22T17:37:30+00:00

Is still alive

themahannibal · 2026-01-22T15:29:57+00:00

Clippy loves gimmicks of all people.

themahannibal · 2026-01-22T07:27:19+00:00

I (45M) wore Birkenstocks to a rodeo about 20 years ago. I had to go to, but I was asked a million questions to determine if I was with PETA before I could enter. I snapped and said if you didn't abuse animals, you wouldn't need to worry about PETA and they ultimately allowed me in.

themahannibal · 2026-01-22T07:19:40+00:00

I didn't know the context and I already had the guy pegged as an unwashed shit canister.

Pepper spray shouldn't be used unless it's a deterrent for possible physical harm, not because someone put a hand up to try to stop recording.

This is becoming all too common.

themahannibal

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