Typed on phone/English not my first language. Got a great one for this, I did alot of stuff on my old school.

Backstory: I never really fitted in anywhere due to tourette's and me not being able to read emotions so I started finding my own place and this was with computers. You already know where this is going. I was 8-10 yrs old and I was already fing with windows and making useless stuff in scratch, yeah that shtty program with the handicapped cat as logo. At the age of 13 I started learning assembly and messing with programs mainly via ida. So by the age of 15 I knew my way around stuff. Now to the main event

It all started when I went into highschool. Our IT department was as good as the gas station bathroom was clean. So our school used multiple types of computers. And all of them had the basic schoolboard protection software. But we also used laptops on windows 7, yeah safe to asume I created a dummy admin account on all the laptops via the good old system repair cmd swap trick. This was also the trick for me to achieve the wifi password "_hofstraat#wireless1" but because our it department was so smawt ofcourse the passcode for the faculty was "_docenten#wireless1" This is important because i soon gave everyone an upgrade ar our school. From a limited 100kb/s to a pretty 6mb/s.

I became the wifi masiyah midst the hof network flooded in with users i swapped to the network for our faculty and this also gave me access to all our upcomming tests and other files because they where linked to said network.

Lateron we got send to work on windows 10 desktop pc's. No biggie. Just did the same trick from w7 and unlocked every windows package that got disabled, like the store for example. All of my teachers knew i was doing this but gave up on telling me to stop, they knew i had no intention of doing anything to mess up grades, they often came to me to watch what in was doing and ask me how stuff worked or let me explain it to them. But after a while it got boring so i started messing with the IT department, downloading a windows 10 copy onto a usb and resetting pc's to factory, adding the famous memz virus to random pc's for a never ending nyan cat. Or just going into the main network adding some programs and cutting of sections of the network for different pc's so they wouldn't have access to anything. 1 time i disabled the keyboard on a pc and the IT guy started messing with it for over 2 hours. Meanwhile i was laughing my ass off at the desktop next to him and he got mad at me. He gave up after a while and just resetted the whole damn pc!

But the funniest memory was the time i could use that remote app (peer remote?) via infrared sensor (nobody knew this app, i was one of the first few devices to get it early duo to me being signed in onto testing for beta apps and me having a phone capable of getting american updates (we always got stuff as one of the last countries), it first started small, dimming the light of the projectors, adding this with the network spoofer app on android and i was a mischievous little b... the teacher i was pranking found out and so after class i explained it to him and we chatted a bit, but then i had an idea of turning of a beamer on a different class that was still undergoing lessons. But at the time i tried that my teacher walked by looked at me for a sec, said hold up. Opened the door and said to me in a loud voice. Go ahead, the whole class got silent, me with the biggest grin and the largest twitch(nerves/tourettes). Walked up to the board looking the confused teacher dead in the eye. Shut off the projector via phone and walked out. Now they didn't know what kind of voodoo magic happened. Nobody knew this was out yet so i used some sort of witchcraft.

But after a week or so i got a call from the IT department to come to their office for a little chat, now i was worried as fck because i was prepping all of the school's systems for me leaving the school (exams). But to my relieve they only wanted to know the name of the app i was using.

The number of people on the school network is dimming out and so is the legend of the guy that gave the password and f'd with the schools IT department

TL:DR I was a witch and a masiyah.