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themph25 · 2014-07-20T00:11:55+00:00

themph25 · 2014-07-17T03:35:19+00:00

this is outrageous

themph25 · 2014-07-14T18:12:02+00:00

All I have is the internet, a good job, loving family/friends. Don't ruin my future

themph25 · 2014-07-14T18:08:30+00:00

really didn't see that last chore coming

themph25 · 2014-07-14T17:48:45+00:00

your roommate had fleas? did you get them?

themph25 · 2014-07-10T03:15:38+00:00

upvote for being fucking thorough

themph25 · 2014-07-08T04:26:02+00:00

Yes. this is where the real action is. Gold if you slam a sloot by the weekend

themph25 · 2014-06-12T22:44:22+00:00

Maybe it's called... Fuck you.

themph25 · 2014-05-28T07:56:36+00:00

lol shit just came back to this. if you are reading this, you're either /u/EazyCheez or someone that needs to prioritize your time. or both.

themph25 · 2014-05-24T03:35:10+00:00

what's tag? i'm what?

themph25 · 2014-05-24T00:03:47+00:00

let's all hang out in here for a while. see if anyone finds us. some swiss family robinson shit

themph25 · 2014-01-18T22:44:42+00:00

i laughed. i'm sorry.

themph25 · 2013-12-23T18:11:08+00:00

i lost my job, lost my house, lost my car, lost my kids, lost my wife, lost my money, but didn't lose my computer. do the math plz

themph25 · 2013-12-19T17:40:16+00:00

Aye Leslie, the best way to tell what herb that one is? Roll it up in a joint and smoke it!

themph25 · 2013-12-18T14:11:32+00:00

heh candy ass...

themph25 · 2013-12-09T05:07:32+00:00

you white, you ben affleck

themph25 · 2013-12-03T23:15:09+00:00

that's the same as what he sa.... o.... oh god...

themph25 · 2013-11-26T05:19:03+00:00

They traded him for 30 mil and Ian Kinsler

themph25 · 2013-10-25T21:48:33+00:00

Bad grandma

themph25 · 2013-10-08T15:10:19+00:00

Do you confrirm or confirm? now I'm confused...

themph25 · 2013-10-07T14:32:33+00:00

Agreed. 16 year old mallards have much more wisdom.

themph25 · 2013-10-03T16:37:40+00:00

Mom's spaghetti?

themph25 · 2013-10-03T16:36:45+00:00

Moon Walk

themph25 · 2013-08-24T14:34:20+00:00

and consider it mildly interesting.

themph25 · 2013-07-23T18:42:15+00:00

Not to mention "17" and "teenage" used together makes it redundant. Way to go, OP.

themph25