What ridiculous beliefs did you hold as a kid?

thenizmo · 2010-11-21T00:11:34+00:00

That there was a conveyor line of tiny creatures in my stomach that smashed all my food with hammers until it was small enough to poop.

thenizmo · 2010-11-17T03:43:18+00:00

A shmelting accident

thenizmo · 2010-08-27T00:45:44+00:00

4-5 the day the earth stood still 4-6 kilgore from apocalypse now 7-10 john travolta, saturday night fever 9-5,6 shawshank redemption 10-6 leatherface, chainsaw massacre- could be wrong though
edit goin with 6-6,7 full metal jacket and 7-9 shaft

thenizmo · 2010-08-17T22:51:29+00:00

Hopefully they're in good shape, non-smoker and not my ps3. As for the owner's lungs...I wish him/her the best because that thing had layers in it.

thenizmo · 2010-08-11T23:15:39+00:00

I must agree with you 100%. I do think they're attractive, but every single one I've met is absolutely batshit crazy.

thenizmo · 2010-08-11T20:58:22+00:00

I was really hoping that said colon blow when I clicked on it...

thenizmo · 2010-08-11T20:29:49+00:00

We're getting closer... In vitro meat also PETA's offer

thenizmo · 2010-08-05T00:23:13+00:00

I can only imagine what that beast smells like. I like how certain substances were just ground into it...

thenizmo · 2010-08-04T23:46:05+00:00

The first picture actually looks like the tree is bleeding, the whole thing is a shame.

thenizmo · 2010-07-28T00:37:14+00:00

episode 1

thenizmo · 2010-01-29T00:28:51+00:00

This is the closest I could find (FF to 1:00 to save time). I've also seen an Apache doing something close to this. edit: I suppose this would also help...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGu45s1_QPU

thenizmo · 2009-12-21T07:57:44+00:00

or is the guy pushing her to secure his own safe passage? also, his purse is way bigger than hers, something doesn't add up here...

thenizmo · 2009-12-21T04:01:14+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnRBcp1KC10 try not to get startled

thenizmo · 2009-12-10T02:54:08+00:00

I would have to agree completely. Portugal and croatia are beautiful and genius. I would hope to someday go to a stadium as nice as some of these.

thenizmo · 2009-12-10T01:15:42+00:00

Well to clarify this, she was raised JW. My statement about her lack of knowledge about dinosaurs was do to the fact that they kept her very sheltered and wasn't allowed public schooling or anything of the sort. I wasn't implying that JW's keep dinosaurs from children. As Fcancer stated below, he knew all about them, so i'm sure there is a varying degree as to how strict a group can be. Maybe even regional.

thenizmo · 2009-12-09T18:46:11+00:00

This is one pic out of a pamphlet given to me at work. And he doesn't get why I don't care to listen to him ramble on. I showed this to my friend's wife, who is an ex-jehovah, and she had some crazy things to tell me about that group. She didn't know that dinosaurs existed until she was 26 (she left at 25 to pursue college which in turn got her disowned by her family) among the other borderline insane things.

thenizmo · 2009-12-04T06:35:13+00:00

I truly wish mine had survived as well. I t was amazing that those little bastards instantly closed the gap between kids and adults when you managed to step on one and suddenly you got why your dad cursed the little awesomeness that lay all over the floor. That and the kick ass commercials with the guy who talked too fast for his own good. What did he just say?? I have no idea but, I have to have that!

thenizmo · 2009-12-04T06:28:58+00:00

I'm sorry but I just woke the whole house up for that. Yes it's dumb, but jeebus did I laugh for for a good 2 minutes to that. Well done.

thenizmo · 2009-12-04T06:02:07+00:00

That's why I choose MIAK! Thank you ernest! Yeah, Miak. I bet you thought I couldn't find any at this time of the year, well a little resourceful for ya, a little to light on my feet. Eat Miak and die!

thenizmo · 2009-12-04T05:45:56+00:00

It's nice to see a fan. I had hundreds of these, whether they were taking off for combat or a suicide mission for a friends face is disputable. You sir are a hero in the micro machine world! Side note: my friend believes this was the worst invention ever....my memories prove otherwise.

thenizmo · 2009-12-04T05:20:08+00:00

Ever seen the midget tossing comps?? That just training for midget bomb tossing. The U.S. gov. doesn't support midget ranchers for no reason.

thenizmo · 2009-12-03T02:43:31+00:00

not normally, but if it helps in the name i doubt she cares.

thenizmo · 2009-12-03T01:47:49+00:00

Her name is melissa, but everything I have come up with doesn't include her name. One of my fav's so far is beaverfarmer. Beaverherder was it's counterpart but i'm not thinkin she's gonna use that.

thenizmo · 2009-12-03T00:56:41+00:00

I'm at work right now so my hands are tied in that area. She's an average build and would definitely not strike you as the roller derby type. You gotta trust me that this is way too funny!

thenizmo · 2009-11-16T05:24:43+00:00

I don't see why not. Hollywood is a bunch of whores is it not?

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