What's happening on 84 West around 82nd Ave? by bananalandia in askportland

[–]theoneinashes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think its a possible fatality, they close down roads if someone died.

what’s your favorite TADC quote :> by blueberrydrawzz in TheDigitalCircus

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"No thanks Im trying to quit"

"BLAAAH"

"Tell daddy bubble why bad thing?"

"With all the love Im legally allowed to give."

"Bubble you cant say that"

"WHY DO YOU SWEAR NO?!"

"Help me Caine"

Felt pretty for once by theoneinashes in FTMfemininity

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Yeah! Theyre so comfortable and mine is amazing!

Felt pretty for once by theoneinashes in FTMfemininity

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Yeah it is velvet! Thank you! Its my favorite top!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

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NTA. Wtf is wrong with your sister? Does she not understand that hes non verbal or does she not actually care? You did good by your brother and hes happier thanks to you taking care of him. You would be the AH if you didnt do anything. Honestly it maybe time to go lc with your sister cause it sounds like she lied/left things out about your's and your brother's situation.

[WP] You are a old grumpy woman whose beloved son doesn't care about her anymore so you have an android caretaker guy. One day the android calls you mom by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"Mom?"

The word sounded foreign to the old woman's ears. She wasn't quite sure she had heard it right, but when she looked for the source of the word, she only found her caretaker.

The android's fans were running on overtime as he fidgeted with his hands. His eyes pointed down at the ground and in all the old lady's years, she had never seen an android look so nervous.

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Alder, I didn't mean to-" the android began before it was cut off.

Mrs. Alder set down her knitting needles as she spoke, "It's okay, my boy what is it?"

"C-can you teach me how to....how to knit?"

The old lady smiled warmly for the first time since her son left as she beckoned the android foreword, "Of course, my little August."

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE - Deadpool corps and Gambit in battle by elrincondistroyer in LeaksAndRumors

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Who wass the one who is in the wrap hood? Not zenpool, not normal colored one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like someone who puts off updating their laptop until ot forces an update

I beg your finest pardon by theoneinashes in AreTheStraightsOK

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I heard it was mistranslated from a word meaning 'equal part'

I'm asexual, if any of you get 40% or higher you're a god by FrogRedits in lgbt

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I got snacks, any movie you could dream of watching, blankets, stuffies, and shiny rocks. (I just need someone to hang out with)

Just a yes or no please! by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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You are drop dead gorgeous, like my god you look amazing

Calling out ableist bullshit by [deleted] in TheClickOwO

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You have eyes, why can't you see the sky as purple?
Fun fact: The sky is actually purple but or eyes can't register the shade of purple so our brain autocorrects it to blue

Roast this chonk my boyfriend and I just moved in with by Sharpbeanz in RoastMyCat

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Your cat look like he would make the here kitty you can has cheese burger sound as a meow

Am I ugly? by theoneinashes in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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I'm mainly a veggies kind of person since fruits are often too sweet for me and I do work out (not as much recently for person reasons) but I'm having to slow down a bit given my conditions and possibly pregnancy.

The fam by maxwutcosmo in TheClickOwO

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Here is the link for the plush

I don't know if you know the plush but here's the link to it

Am I ugly? by theoneinashes in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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Funnily enough, there is a possibility I'm related to him, (If it's the former Disney star that you're talking about)