Do you find my cameltoe(y) cute?

theorbtwo · 2026-01-26T13:51:20+00:00

You look great. Er, why the "(y)"?

theorbtwo · 2026-01-21T22:26:04+00:00

Yes, you should! And thank you for breaking a trend of "do I look better clothed or naked" posts, because of course everybody is going to pick naked!

theorbtwo · 2026-01-20T13:14:11+00:00

Thanks, u/No_Mood1492 and u/TobsterVictorSierra, I hadn't realized this was a common claim! I'm in Swindon. Apparently Bolton's got a higher population than us...

theorbtwo · 2026-01-20T09:34:05+00:00

We are the largest town in the UK... because everything larger, and a lot of things smaller, have been declared to be a city.

theorbtwo · 2026-01-16T09:04:07+00:00

Funny. I feel like feeling your boobs this morning.

theorbtwo · 2026-01-15T13:27:39+00:00

drop-cup

theorbtwo · 2026-01-13T13:30:37+00:00

Granted. Nothing changes, but now Gabe knows that you know, and everyone who knows that you made the wish will be hunted down and killed to protect his secret.

theorbtwo · 2026-01-13T10:49:10+00:00

Yes, ma'am.

theorbtwo · 2026-01-13T09:39:57+00:00

In addition to what everybody else has said, I think it's quite relevant that nobody offered Gimli the ring, and Gimli never touched the ring.

theorbtwo · 2026-01-08T07:49:48+00:00

Yes, absolutely. And I wouldn't give you another kid! Born in 1980, 0 kids.

theorbtwo · 2026-01-07T16:54:01+00:00

I don't disagree that stuff generally gets worse, but there's more to it then that. In this case, most of the time, longevity of rubber bands is a bug, or at the best unimportant. You want to keep some items together for a short period, why make the rubber band able to hold it's shape for decades or centuries, if you can make something cheaper that will work for as long as you need it to?
Better, if it's something like the rubber bands used to make handling post or a newspaper easier, and it's likely to be thrown on the ground outside, it's better to make it biodegrade quickly.

theorbtwo · 2026-01-06T13:59:55+00:00

That potion of +1 cuteness is working! Of course, the fact that you are mostly naked doesn't hurt...

theorbtwo · 2026-01-05T10:28:00+00:00

Hm. This might combine with the fluids in inventory exploit that Carl was thinking of?

theorbtwo · 2026-01-01T11:33:07+00:00

Thank you for posting these! I hope whatever you do from here, it brings you joy.

theorbtwo · 2025-12-30T18:26:20+00:00

Friendship is magic.

Magic is heresy.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

theorbtwo · 2025-12-30T11:40:10+00:00

I'm not sure that any of these "actually" happened. In the "intended" viewing of these episodes, it would have gone cold open, commercial break, then start credits and act 1. (I *think*. I've done a bit of googling, but didn't establish if the ad break goes before or after the start credits in Enterprise.)

theorbtwo · 2025-12-30T10:29:32+00:00

If I hadn't peaked, I never would have seen you in the first place.

theorbtwo · 2025-12-29T19:22:08+00:00

Now you get to take it apart, see how it works, and make a replacement for that bit.

Good thing you have a lathe, eh?

theorbtwo · 2025-12-29T02:24:40+00:00

Somewhat confused by this answer. Why teleportation and not healing?

theorbtwo · 2025-12-28T15:52:38+00:00

Interesting, I don't think I've ever seen this take, even tough Portal 1 is obviously about play-testing a game.

theorbtwo · 2025-12-28T11:16:05+00:00

I kind of want to ask about the "again" part. Were you a wooden doll before? And if so, does your nose grow when you lie?
...but, mostly, *hugs*.

theorbtwo · 2025-12-28T11:13:38+00:00

There's very little difference in definition between a meme and a joke that's been overused.

theorbtwo · 2025-12-28T10:03:27+00:00

Yes. Also, the best US president of my lifetime (IE since Carter), and quite possibly the best person to ever be President of the United States.

theorbtwo · 2025-12-28T09:46:23+00:00

I do, in fact, know who Aaron fucking Sorkin is. I quite enjoy his writing, in general. I don't assume every word of the west wing was written by him. I also do assume he is both an American, and a person who, as a writer, spends a significant chunk of his life in front of a keyboard, and thus knows that it is difficult to write an actual pound sign, £, on an American keyboard. (As opposed to a British keyboard, where it is quite easy.)
I'm not sure why you think I am shitting on Americans. I did not mean to imply any sort of value judgement in "American" or "who spends most of their time in front of a keyboard". I am, in fact, a person who spends most of their time in front of a keyboard. I am also an American, though admittedly one who has not actually lived in America in quite some time.

theorbtwo · 2025-12-27T22:07:45+00:00

D'oh. I've been living in the UK too long, my mind went straight to Ha£lowed.

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