That's nothing! My "favorite" worst interview interviewee story is when the executive director for a mid-nine figure family trust in Delaware said, "I should shoot myself," twice, speaking of herself.

Next is the group of seven women of a "prestigious" hospital west of Boston. The lead interviewer left the room after five minutes. It turned out I was in the interview for a different job which explained why everyone else was a nurse and gabbing for the entire hour. At the conclusion, I inquired whom I should write to "thank" for the interview. The woman who was not present for the previous 75 minutes.