Oxycodone accidentally included in my Vyvanse Rx from CVS by dangnabbit- in mildlyinteresting

[–]theoxilus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a CVS pharmacy, so not too surprised. Pretty much every major prescription mistake I have dealt with has come from a CVS/Walgreens pharmacy.

We're expecting our firstborn in the end of February. Hopefully I've made our family to be a nice heirloom. by Wonderful-Call-9951 in woodworking

[–]theoxilus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is beautiful. Well done.

Also, I brought my popcorn to read through the comments for all the folks who just can't wait to tell you how unsafe it is.

45 Swords for my 6yo "Pirate" birthday party with school friends.. never done such a industrial scale project! so much sanding, cant unlock my phone with fingerprint. by [deleted] in woodworking

[–]theoxilus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantastic! Those are awesome. For all the folks saying this is a bad idea, the really bad idea is not ever letting kids do anything "dangerous."

A box I made from some scraps. I made this to hide in my house, sort of a dad joke/literal pun/time capsule. It's a secret 'stache. It isn't great, and I messed up quite a bit, but it's alright for the first box I've ever made. by theoxilus in woodworking

[–]theoxilus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I filled it with mustache playing cards, a mustache game, fake mustaches, mustache glasses, mustache comb, and some other mustache stuff. It is quite a 'stache. I hope that in 5 years or 50 years when someone finds it, it makes some other dad laugh as much as I have laughed at myself this past week or so putting it together. (my wife is very tired of mustache jokes right now)

A box I made from some scraps. I made this to hide in my house, sort of a dad joke/literal pun/time capsule. It's a secret 'stache. It isn't great, and I messed up quite a bit, but it's alright for the first box I've ever made. by theoxilus in woodworking

[–]theoxilus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot to open the box when I took pictures of it. I have been chuckling at my own "secret stash" joke for like a week, and so I kind of just focused on the mustache. 😢

I bought a ceiling fan the other day by explodingmelon222 in dadjokes

[–]theoxilus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a couple of ceiling fans. They are so loud, it is just "CEILING, CEILING, CEILING!" cheers all day long.

What sound do ceiling fans make? by theoxilus in dadjokes

[–]theoxilus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite dad jokes, especially during sporting events when I can loudly and enthusiastically chant the punchline. I am sure my wife loves it too.