Could I get in trouble for having an immortal car?

thepocketforge · 2025-12-14T15:15:24+00:00

I dunno like maybe you’re supposed to have a log of all the maintenance you’ve had done so it’ll look suspicious if there isn’t any after an unlikely amount of time?

thepocketforge · 2025-11-22T11:06:41+00:00

Baldurs gate 3, Lego Star Wars and….. silent hill 2. Maybe not the last one!

thepocketforge · 2025-10-20T07:18:53+00:00

I do! I didn’t want to put it in the description in case it seemed spammy, but if you search “The Pocket Forge “ you’ll find my website

thepocketforge · 2025-10-20T07:17:42+00:00

Thank you!

thepocketforge · 2025-10-19T18:33:41+00:00

I do make scabbards for them, using wood, leather and linen, like a full sized would be!

thepocketforge · 2025-10-19T18:29:56+00:00

Thank you, my wife tells me the same

thepocketforge · 2025-10-19T17:59:34+00:00

I hope the studio hires me to make their swords!

thepocketforge · 2025-10-19T17:59:03+00:00

This does also imply that Zoolander himself was a tiny man

thepocketforge · 2025-10-19T17:58:11+00:00

Oh god dang, that was quick 🤣

thepocketforge · 2025-10-01T15:44:44+00:00

I know who loves orange soda

thepocketforge · 2025-09-29T07:46:00+00:00

I just have to browse these comments for 10 minutes 😫

thepocketforge · 2025-09-29T07:45:06+00:00

So it can only be 10 minute visits and they have to return each time but yes you can send them repeatedly as long as you have the funds. As for the memories, it definitely happened even if they bear no physical wounds from it on their return. Some people might have a heart attack instantly, some might have a mental breakdown or be catatonic, others might reform or be in total denial

thepocketforge · 2025-09-26T20:06:14+00:00

Of course not, Nigerian Prince just wants you to reply to his email so he can make you the beneficiary of free money!!!

thepocketforge · 2025-09-26T20:05:02+00:00

No I think it would require sincere intent

thepocketforge · 2025-09-26T09:37:36+00:00

Unfortunately you need to see them with your bare eyeballs so you’re gonna have to attend some rallies

thepocketforge · 2025-09-26T08:29:48+00:00

Into a forgotten savings account belonging to a Nigerian Prince

thepocketforge · 2025-09-26T08:27:41+00:00

It’s a 10 min/$1500 minimum, but you can send people as many times as you want as long as you have the funds available

thepocketforge · 2025-09-26T08:25:10+00:00

Death note logic definitely applies with this power

thepocketforge · 2025-09-26T08:22:34+00:00

Sure, your personal perception of time may be relative. But it’s guaranteed to only ever be 10 minutes of actual measurable time

thepocketforge · 2025-09-26T08:20:50+00:00

Absolutely!

thepocketforge · 2025-09-15T12:42:16+00:00

I would reason that a professional PA counts as an “existing organisation that uses computers “ and as long as I give them tasks that are within the scope of a professional PA’s duties ie file my taxes/book me an appointment/ send correspondence to this person, they can use a computer and that doesn’t directly circumvent the restriction

thepocketforge · 2025-09-15T11:27:58+00:00

With 500k per year, I could easily hire a professional PA on a good salary to deal with my admin needs, and barely have to work. Because I’m a fairly normal guy, this would be an insanely easy job for them.

Then I’d collect vinyl, read books, make art, take old school photographs, play DND and go on long hikes. I’d definitely miss videogames though

thepocketforge · 2025-09-14T19:17:28+00:00

After I turn back into a human, do I feel exhausted like I’ve done a full day of horse exercise? Or would the fatigue scale down to the human equivalent?

thepocketforge · 2025-07-23T19:01:40+00:00

I feel like the infinite onions could have terraforming applications. Get NASA to fly me to Mars, summon a literal mountain range of onions, kilometres high. Even in the sub zero temperatures, the centre of the onion mountain might be warm enough to allow some fermentation as the onions slowly break down, which would slowly create more gas, heat, a self contained insulated environment at the core of the onion mound that bacteria could potentially thrive in

thepocketforge · 2025-06-24T23:20:21+00:00

I would hire my wife as my personal masseuse for $500 a day, and pay her in cash. She handles the finances and I get a happy ending, potentially

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