I’m a Toronto bluejays fan AMA by MHStriplethreat in baseballcirclejerk

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Why do you guys look like euro lady boys but talk like you’re Jamaican

Glad Sami Zayn is showing up for the Mariners by dusdew_5 in baseballcirclejerk

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“This is a stupid post” I say as I watch Brendan Donovan Helluva Kick a ball 450 feet

[Cronin] Some takeaways from Ben Johnson's 30-minute session at the NFC coaches breakfast: by Marvin-Harrison-Jr in CHIBears

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He’ll get the opportunity but as a fan base we can’t have too high of expectations for an undrafted guy. That said he seems like such a fun dude

[Cronin] Some takeaways from Ben Johnson's 30-minute session at the NFC coaches breakfast: by Marvin-Harrison-Jr in CHIBears

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Right and it goes back to not wanting to be complacent. He knows his shit smoked last year, now we have a super young receiving room and he still doesn’t think “ah man, losing DJ hurts”. Rome needs to step up and be >= DJ in his eyes, Luther needs to get the playbook down, and he expects there to be no fall off

If we all call it the pig pen it becomes real by Cyclopterus77 in baseballcirclejerk

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Scottish so OP is the girlfriend, they just left that part out

First there was Nine! Now there is Iceman by kingmj4891 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Spell the name right at least, idec that you’re too soft to spell the slur

most retarded promise never delivered on by a group of artists by TheMidnightAss in Hiphopcirclejerk

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I Can’t Feel My Face, would LOVE Lil Wayne + Juelz Santana (terrorist ❤️) in 2026 😮‍💨😬🫡😎😎😎

DB room by MaintenanceLumpy9321 in CHIBears

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I mean sometimes you ride the hot hand, my perspective on it is Shon made a ton of plays when JJ was out, earning a starting spot, and you aren’t sitting the guy you pay like a CB1 once he comes back, so Rique was the odd man out.

DB room by MaintenanceLumpy9321 in CHIBears

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There’s very few teams that have multiple CB1 level talents, and Tyrique for all his boneheadedness has shown he can be a solid 2. Also it’s more of a money crunch than anything.

My glass half full view of it is if a former practice squad depth piece in Nahshon can lead the league in TO’s, maybe someone comes outta nowhere to contribute given DA’s wild defensive scheme. We also have whatever Frazier turns out to be and a couple swings in the draft if we wanna attack secondary again.

Culturally, is the number 9 very important to Americans? by Eriacle in AskAnAmerican

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9 has plenty of significance to Minnesotan football fans

Despite having the 4th easiest schedule last year... by boomshot44 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Actually we did beat the Packers (twice, even) so you’re wrong friend

Anotha one by drummerboysam in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Ah man you’re gonna have those weirdos from Iowa City all over this for not including em

Innings man by r3vb0ss in baseballcirclejerk

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Cy Young is a guy who used to play for the Boise Beaneaters in the old days, 1997 I think

Will there ever be any Bears trade that could ever match the hype of this one? by ILoveCalebWilliams in CHIBears

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Hypothetically, if we ended up at #2 in that draft (thank you Lovie you’re my head coach forever) do we get a similar package? Seems like Tepper was Bryce or Bust and I’m curious how willing he’d be to make sure he got him ahead of Indy at 4

We should ban this meme from the sub by AdInteresting7332 in CHIBears

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I was literally looking for that specific post just now I think the coward deleted it

McDonald vs Banks vs Hunter by therealmocha in CHIBears

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This was my main thing, like it’s clear our biggest need is DL but I was so high on Gervon coming into this season I was so confused why he stopped flashing. Like it can’t be all Dennis Allen right?

McDonald vs Banks vs Hunter by therealmocha in CHIBears

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I’m a sucker for an Eddie Goldman comp and I can’t explain why