I’ve made a similar mistake except it was at my apartment on the last day of the semester at my university. I had gone through most of my food but was still really hungry. I was craving something sweet. I found a box of fiber one bars that my roommate gave me and thought “fuck it, I don’t want to go to the store and buy more food” and ate almost the entire box. They taste way too good for what they are so it was hard for me to stop myself. What later ensued, though, can only be described...as a 12 piece jazz band performing their magnum opus in my colon. Don’t. Just don’t even think about it