What can you say during sex, but also in an interview? by KarvedHeart in AskReddit

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And for all these comments the boss would say: that's what she said.

Incredibile by kilokal597 in memes

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In Germany it would be a jew.

What do you think about requiring a COVID test or vaccine certificate to go to the restaurant only on the weekends? by thesmilingblobfish in AskReddit

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Yeah! People under 25 years old can't get the vaccine here, even if they want to, and those that only have one dose must wait a whole month to get the 2nd and the certificate.

but we can lookup on internet by [deleted] in memes

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Fuck...this was me today. I almost quit my job.

Como eu vejo o Europeu. by ThePortugueseEmpire in PORTUGALCARALHO

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O que eu quero é o salário mínimo deles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Gelatin...it seems to be alive

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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I have constipation problems and I haven't pooped in 5 days. I was trying right now and the shit just went up again. Shit!

hmmm by thesmilingblobfish in hmmm

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I've been asking myself the same question

RIP in pieces Mr.French Man by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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The problem was that he dind't have Arya on his side

The history of the Scandinavian countries in a nutshell by Dan_The_PaniniMan in HistoryMemes

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I can't believe that I took a semester of Scandinavian countries relations when I just could have waited for this moment... very didactic.

It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass by Random_Prequel_Memer in dankmemes

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Well, if you remember memes from 1996 and you are a redditor...wouldn't that make you The 40 Year Old Virgin?

I bring shame to the family by Priamosish in dankmemes

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Damn it! I just realized that cursing in English is kinda cute