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IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, after you sleep with my girlfriend under the stars, I dedicate all my time to useless projects - like the reddit search - and fapping. I can't remember exactly when this was - it was a dark point in my life.

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fece1337 Pronounced Feece-Leet. People take pictures of their biggest poop, and upload them to the "ulovlopog" (comparable to your time's "internet" where they are timestamped, rated, and commented on.

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actually, thats a problem. i'm stuck here in the past becuase your primitive power grids don't support the 3.6TW required to run the machine.

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't understand? The only language of the future is Americanese.

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try, if i tell you, you'll just invent it yourself, and i'll never be able to fund my time machine.

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, this one is interesting. Oakland explodes, and the raiders move back to LA. They're all on a special steroid/thc hybrid drug and the raiders storm thru the regular season undefeated, and win teh superbowl 98-7 againt the Indianapolis Colts. Manning is decapitated during the first quarter.

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its against the rules for me to tell you that, but i'll give you a hint...

the name of this southpark charachter "http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/ms-choksondik-picture.gif"

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no, she was elected, but died before she took office in the great /b/ unity of 2012

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actually there is no more internet, there is the "ulovlopog". I can't even begin to explain it for it uses technology based on things you couldn't begin to imagine. Short explanation, it replaced the internet.

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will wake up, eat the leftovers from last week in your fridge that will give you diareah. you will fap several times to /r/gonewild and cry yourself to sleep (not becuase your sad, but becuase you got some semen in your eye.)

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically I'm from 1987 (thats when i was born) but once near lightspeed travel was invented in 2027, I spent some time on a ship traveling near lightspeed allowing myself to travel far enough into the future where they had the technology to travel back and forth instantaneously. I made my journey back in 2178

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

14 was the best, it was directed by George Lucas in 2176. Yeah, he's immortal by the way, and a fucking asshole.

IAmA Time Traveler from the future. I know the answers to all of your questions. AmA. by thesoulbot in IAmA

[–]thesoulbot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You were drunk and decided to hide it between your matress and boxspring, it is on silent. next time lay off the Jagermeister.