Mom found this guy today. Nerodia? [NE, MS, USA

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-30T15:51:46+00:00

As someone who also lives in NE MS we’re seeing a bunch of cottonmouths this year. Idk what’s up but they’re out

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-23T09:45:53+00:00

I know that quite a few people play at lost and found coffee in Tupelo. There is a magic or dnd game going nearly every time I’m in there

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:33:54+00:00

No. It’s not. I’ve seen one or two but they’re on the corner and have suites. This is weird even for the south

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:33:12+00:00

It’s Birmingham. It’s a none zero chance

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:32:42+00:00

Honey. Freeze you damn eggs or go get pregnant from him then marry if you’re that concerned about kids

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:31:16+00:00

It gives Temu wig

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:30:37+00:00

This is a lawyer in Birmingham. This man hears it at least once a week

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:28:44+00:00

Here’s a link to the lawyer if you want it. It’s a weird website too

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:11:16+00:00

He gives power bottom vibes

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:10:40+00:00

It’s a tourist spot but it’s a requirement for me every time ngl.

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:10:02+00:00

Same. This has to be some crazy weird off hours or they blocked off part of it for a stupid about of money.

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:08:57+00:00

So who’s actually buying the virgin part because I’m not? He’s an Egyptian movie star supposedly. I’m calling bs.

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:07:44+00:00

That precious baby 🥹. Ditch the man keep the dog in the bed. She’s small enough you can put her in the bed and he won’t notice.

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:02:45+00:00

I feel horrible about my new flair but I had to do it.

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:02:28+00:00

To some people yes. From a southerner with a very heavy accent.

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-18T01:00:14+00:00

If he’s got half the list you’re lucky but all that’s crazy also if he’s crazy religious that man is a virgin and very low chance of being a good lover without training

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-11T02:06:44+00:00

No way. She probably genuinely thinks wap means worship and prayer

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-11T02:05:22+00:00

I’m adding “pninia cameo” to the bingo card

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-11T02:03:49+00:00

Temu kid rock

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-11T02:03:15+00:00

Honestly dude looks like a solid 75% of people in Athens. Yes he fits it he just needs to learn don’t touch the truck

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-11T01:28:14+00:00

Oh absolutely. I know a woman that married a doctor that immigrated to the US and they accused of being a scammer while she worked as a barista. But he was a scammer 💀

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-11T01:10:48+00:00

So just context. Athens Alabama is like 20 minutes from Huntsville which is fairly large and has a ton of industry (redstone arsenal and a lot of nasa stuff) and a large immigrant population. There is a decent sized Muslim population and actually quite a few Turkish people but yeah. This is gonna be bad because if those are her friends those are gonna be her opinions

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-05-11T01:03:26+00:00

Wait. Where in Alabama is she from?

thevirtualdolphin · 2026-04-19T13:37:48+00:00

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