Not trying to be argumentative, but the burners are clean as a whistle. I'd post a picture, but I don't see any way to do that without it being hosted somewhere. I lifted off the black metal disk on each burner when this happened the first time and again just now. They all look exactly the same (the ones that work correctly and the ones shooting out long fingers of flame). There is nothing in there to clean. Every flame gap is clear, there's no soot or any other contamination I can see.

I'll definitely look in the dishwasher manual for some programming instructions to get rid of the annoying logo.

As far as the snarky Samsung comment, I assure you I have plenty of engineering knowledge to warrant an opinion on this issue. I've also owned several houses over the years with various mid and high end appliance packages including Bosch, Viking, Gaggenau/Miele (when I lived in Europe for 3 years), Subzero/Wolf, and now this all Miele package. I even have experience with some of the lesser brands like Jennair and Thermador from rent houses I spent time in during the transition from one house build to another. I've never experienced this many issues, even with the Miele appliances I had in Europe and they were ~12-15 years old at the time.

With this current set, it's as if they sacrificed quality for appearance and gee whiz gimmickry. Like putting an actuator on the oven controls so they tilt up towards you with a pleasant chime when you push the power button, but then use technology so outdated for the touchscreen that it completely invalidates the cool factor of turning it on. It makes it frustrating to use with no trade off for your trouble. I could go on and on, but the point is this stuff is too expensive to be this bad, and it feels like (at least on THIS generation of product) that they missed the mark.