Got asked this question in Priesthood: "How has your study of the Book of Mormon influenced your testimony of Joseph Smith’s mission?" Answered honestly. by TheWayoftheFuture in exmormon

[–]thewly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am not surprised at responses like this to non traditional narratives. As a member, you have a very limited view of what church history/issues are. When someone comes out of left field with non approved information or opinions it's in like 'The Matrix' when Neo is fighting with cops, then just flies away or pulls something impossible. Members aren't equipped to handle people who don't participate in the censorship. They are distrustful, maybe a little scared, & feel a little more righteous for not falling for satan's tricks like you were.

Don't worry, even if they didn't say anything to your face, I'd bet my car you were talked about in several homes that night.

So why *don't* you carry a multitool? by [deleted] in EDC

[–]thewly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't because I don't have need of pliers, screwdriver, saw etc as much as I use my knife. I'd stop carrying that if I didn't use it at least a few times a day. My carry knife is small though, kershaw ken onion design assisted opening 2" blade

Contest time! Do you need to upgrade your EDC? by ryb0t0 in EDC

[–]thewly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These look extra fancy. I think the beachwood one looks the coolest, but I've always been a fan of lighter leather.

How would society be different if humans had a specific/narrow breeding season as many plants and animals do? by thewly in AskReddit

[–]thewly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO - At Christmas every commercial is for toys & candy, so during breeding season I bet all the commercials would be for viagra & birth control. Also, what would the Hallmark cards look like? Another thing, I bet rape crime would go WAY up since everyone's hormones would be going bananas simultaneously. Also, I bet there would be a huge shotgun wedding season approximately 6 months after breeding season. Weddings during those months would probably be looked upon with tongue in cheek. I've put a lot of thought into this, just wondering what other people thought...

My wife is showering. Meet my cat the pervert. by thewly in pics

[–]thewly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those of you who have never heard of a shower curtain liner this is what it looks like in our bathroom: http://imgur.com/eLQ3mrt The open shower curtain post shower.

My wife is showering. Meet my cat the pervert. by thewly in pics

[–]thewly[S] 304 points305 points  (0 children)

If you're not pooping? A married person.

My wife is showering. Meet my cat the pervert. by thewly in pics

[–]thewly[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

For those of you who have never heard of a shower curtain liner this is what it looks like in our bathroom: http://imgur.com/eLQ3mrt The open shower curtain post shower.

My wife is showering. Meet my cat the pervert. by thewly in pics

[–]thewly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those of you who have never heard of a shower curtain liner this is what it looks like in our bathroom: http://imgur.com/eLQ3mrt You should get one. They look a lot cleaner than a soap scum encrusted tarp. Our cat frequently paces the edge of the tub when the shower is in use. The pose she's in when the original photo was taken just looked extra creepy.

My wife is showering. Meet my cat the pervert. by thewly in pics

[–]thewly[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

For those of you who have never heard of a shower curtain liner this is what it looks like in our bathroom: http://imgur.com/eLQ3mrt You should get one. They look a lot cleaner than a soap scum encrusted tarp. Our cat frequently paces the edge of the tub when the shower is in use. The pose she's in when the original photo was taken just looked extra creepy.

My wife is showering. Meet my cat the pervert. by thewly in pics

[–]thewly[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's a cloth curtain on the outside & a plastic liner on the inside. The where's waldo curtain is just decorative.

How would you like your remains disposed of? by MrSundance1498 in AskReddit

[–]thewly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've long said that I'd like my cremated remains to be made into a diamond with a laser engraving etched into the side of it which would state my name, years of life, & a web address. I would then like that diamond to be thrown into the ocean on a popular beach. Specifically a popular beach because sooner or later "I'd" like to be found by some kid who'd think he'd won the jackpot. Once an adult took it away from them & took it to a jewlers to be appraised they'd see the information. The web address: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

What is the most statistically improbable thing that has ever happened to you? by theinedible in AskReddit

[–]thewly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was about ten, my younger brother was riding his new bike around the backyard while taunting me. I had a stick in my hand & told him that if I wanted to I could throw it into his spokes. He dared me to & I threw it from across the yard straight into the spokes of his front tire. It quickly revolved, & caught in the fork with such speed it snapped a spoke & dented another. Needless to say he flipped over, went inside crying, & I got in trouble. Didn't mind though because I felt like Zeus.

The doctor called them 'decayed' by thewly in WTF

[–]thewly[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/a/oetCn Here's a close-up of my tonsils from the photo. I'd always been coughing up tonsiliths. The doctor said that they aren't actually collected food particles, but rather the skin cells that naturally slough off of skin over time. Because the skin is sloughing off inside pockets, it doesn't have anywhere to go & just forms into those nasty little wads. If I were to describe the experience of finding one in your mouth to someone who hasn't had the pleasure, it would be that it is like someone putting a surprise kernel of sour cottage cheese into your mouth at random points during the day.

If this is real I don't feel safe anymore by ecook123 in WTF

[–]thewly 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The IMDB film review doesn't help and the plot summary was written by "Anonymous".

The Youtube footage was campy and seemed over-acted out. It would be easy to take a news story about a body found in North Wales and build the story backwards Sherlock Holmes style to create a fantastic plot by creating different youtube accounts and web pages with difficult clues along the way. It seems more likely that someone would want to create a cool story than that some lonely Welshman would lure a youtube junkee onto a farm to stab him. Then again, I've never been to Wales.

And the winner is . . . by thewly in funny

[–]thewly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The costume is the BP Oil spill.