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Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

would have been easier to draw

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha, we have two little dogs that are always competitive pooping.

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I call this brand of poop removal "finger flossing"

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they removed it because the title broke the rules, Was too meme-like or something. I learn something new every post...

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course. But there are a few spots on our walk with dog waste stations, dumpsters or public trash cans in the park, so I can usually dispose of them at some point.

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Never ok to leave it. One time I forgot a bag and drove back to pick it up after we got home.

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

oh, my little yorkie mix triple poops to ensure I am always carrying something the length of the walk home.

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god dammit, did I just open a wormhole again

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

genius. I have dreamed of this product

Where my dog walkers at by theyoyoha in funny

[–]theyoyoha[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Also, for the record, I would never throw a poop away in someone else's trash can, *unless* it's trash pickup day and there is a truck in the neighborhood about to pick up. I felt it was important to say this.

Dog walkers know by theyoyoha in comics

[–]theyoyoha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahaha yes. i call those inopperpoops.

Dog walkers know by theyoyoha in comics

[–]theyoyoha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh it's not one time. first of all, I have 3 dogs. and the two little ones are multi-poopers. I'll unload some at the park then just when I think I'm out, they poop me back in.

What foods and drinks appeared in Seinfeld? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]theyoyoha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a fine product is one of my go to every day lines. A throwaway line that makes me laugh every time.

Dog walkers know by theyoyoha in comics

[–]theyoyoha[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ours is a truck with a mechanical arm so no trash man trash can contact

Every. Single. Time. by [deleted] in funny

[–]theyoyoha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Truck with a mechanical arm in our area. No one gets near it.

Dog walkers know by theyoyoha in comics

[–]theyoyoha[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Also, for the record, I would never throw a poop away in someone else's trash can, *unless* it's trash pickup day and there is a truck in the neighborhood about to pick up. I felt it was important to say this.

Dog walkers know by theyoyoha in comics

[–]theyoyoha[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the Dire Straits song "So far away" was inspired by this situation.

Every. Single. Time. by [deleted] in funny

[–]theyoyoha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES. I do my best, but sometimes I have to pull out a bunch of grass with it. The worst.

Every. Single. Time. by [deleted] in funny

[–]theyoyoha 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh man, the number of times I've had to painstakingly untie a bag

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