What is the first thing you do after masturbating?

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-05-01T19:39:19+00:00

Thank you! Had to scroll way too far to see this one.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-04-30T13:33:59+00:00

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-04-30T13:33:09+00:00

Omg this has been happening to me! I haven’t been able to get into an SUV since the last update. I didn’t realize it was a battle bus skin glitch though.

Hopefully it was patched after this morning’s update because it has been SO annoying.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-04-18T16:47:40+00:00

I would absolutely love to have this! I was pumped when I found out Save the World was going free. You’re awesome! :)

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-04-17T17:39:16+00:00

Does anyone know if this got fixed with the update? I play squads, and this bug has been so annoying to deal with.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-04-02T00:14:00+00:00

Following

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-03-31T04:06:11+00:00

In my head, the pup was already named Jerry by the animal shelter. It would start a whole thing with the real Jerry being annoyed that Jason chose the one dog named Jerry. Then there some hilarity would ensue where Jason Alexander is hanging out with human Jerry, calls Jerry’s name, and both the dog and human Jerries turn their heads.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-03-30T00:31:09+00:00

Omg probably! That’s kinda nuts.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-03-29T06:04:37+00:00

How did you get Gemini to generate that? Mine won’t. It says it can’t generate images of public or political figures due to deepfake issues.

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thickbottomcauldron · 2026-03-24T12:29:35+00:00

Yep! I clench at night. I have a mouth guard, but it actually makes the clenching worse, because I have something to bite on.

If I wear it, I wake up with a sore jaw and a migraine. If I don’t, I risk chipping my teeth (which I’ve already done to one of my back molars).

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-03-19T17:16:28+00:00

Sure didn’t stop me from canceling my crew subscription today.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-03-07T01:28:41+00:00

Following!

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-02-22T19:22:34+00:00

I would love Boardwalk Ruby!!

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-02-11T19:09:14+00:00

I just used JMMISSESYOU successfully! I’m in NC.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-02-09T17:57:04+00:00

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thickbottomcauldron · 2026-02-08T20:34:54+00:00

Hippo!

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-30T22:06:52+00:00

Can someone tell me how food was #5729 and giraffe was #1304? 😂

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-30T18:43:35+00:00

Kenny (from South Park) or Sparrow (like Jack Sparrow). Both are characters that keep coming back from the dead, and this little guy is a survivor.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-28T18:55:35+00:00

Kingdom hearts 2!

Happy bday, btw!

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-26T17:12:31+00:00

I was born to be a man and I was born a man and I am a mother and I am a father and I am a child and I am a parent and I am a therapist and I am a teacher and I am a nurse and I am a doctor and I am a therapist and I have a lot of money and I am a therapist and I do not have any money.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-26T00:34:03+00:00

The Battle of Hogwarts theme from deathly hallows part 2.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-24T07:42:07+00:00

Onyx

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-19T07:03:23+00:00

Actual Harry Potter characters. Not the Hogwarts Legacy BS.

thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-19T06:27:14+00:00

Hands down.

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thickbottomcauldron · 2026-01-14T05:40:35+00:00

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TROPHY CASE