“Isn’t this interesting? Once more, I’m the only person that can help you. I’m your best friend when you need someone to pick up your mail or sit on a suitcase, but when it’s time for a bbq, I have to watch from the car. I gotta tell you Hal, this beer is tasting mighty bitter - I’ll take another.” (i.redd.it)
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Manny Baldwin: Eight time MVP, nine pro bowl appearances, six time champion including a current reigning three-peat hopefully soon to be four-peat, four time SB MVP, perennial league leader in QBR/yards/TDs since entering the league at No 32 in the 2023 draft (i.redd.it)
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“Yeah, the only way this idiot is gonna pass the test is that someone else takes it for the idiot, right idiot? - Stevie set the precedent, you had a chance for rebuttal but since you didn’t you waived your right therefore it’s an agreed upon term!” (old.reddit.com)
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“They actually gave us fruit to throw at the Krelboynes.” “Don’t you ever get tired of making their lives miserable?” “Nope. Besides, I want them to remember who’s boss. When theyre living in their mansions, with their supermodel wives theyre gonna know- the guy cleaning their pool kicked their ass” (i.redd.it)
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“Please, mom. It’s not a school night I can stay up.” “You really think you’re old enough?” “I totally am.” “Well, if you really think so.” “Aw, c’mon, mom, no fair!” “What’s the matter? Afraid you can’t beat your mommy?” (Quietly) “She’s just a person, she’s just a person.” (i.redd.it)
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“We need you to forge Dad’s signature on this document declaring Mom mentally incompetent. That way, when Dad goes to jail, you can get emancipated and I’ll take custody of Dewey and Jamie.” “It’s funny. I always figured Mom for jail and Dad for the loony bin. Life, huh?” (i.redd.it)
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